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Shredder

"Now you face... The Shredder..."
by PiE! March 18, 2003
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shred

A guitar playing style or technique that was abandoned in the late 1980's.

The board of directors at MTV decided that learning to "shred", as it were, took too much time, patience, and work to do correctly, and thus was banned in early 1992, in favor of more lucrative cookie cutter style bands, with a higher turnover rate.
MTV Exec 1: "Aw come on. Shred is cool."

MTV Exec 2: "Yes, but look here. In the time it takes to teach one guy how to shred well, we can raise and kill off four three-chord bands, OR seventeen boy-bands!"

MTV Exec 1: "Well holy shit on rye, Steve! Who needs shred anyways?"
by The.Sam June 11, 2004
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shredder fodder

Junk mail that contains personal information or requests for personal information that you don't want stolen. Such as credit card payoff checks, loan applications, and pre-approved notices. The goal is to prevent identity theft.
This credit card payoff check is shredder fodder. I don't want some one committing forgery with this shredder fodder to buy goods.
by J. Wood April 22, 2008
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shred toast

A board (snowboard, surfboard, skateboard, etc.) that has been used and abused to the point of it being barely usable. Usually a term of endearment and respect for the board and its owner.
Damn man, that board is total shred toast. What is it, five years old? Dude, I say shred it 'til it snaps.
by bakermancan February 21, 2011
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shred mom

A form of soccer mom found on the snowy slopes of North America.
Did you see that shred mom assualt that man who yelled at the kid to move out of the drop.
by Stalefisherman July 11, 2016
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Shred face

The unintentional weird and often humorous face(s) one makes whilst engaging in a mentally strenuous activity. Most often used in reference to the face a guitarist makes while "shredding".
Dude, your shred face is hilarious. You look you're trying to mouth words and your bottom lip keeps twitching. Do you need to blink that much?
by Trogdor90 May 21, 2017
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Shred the grain

To go against the grain so hard that it is metaphorically reduced to shreds. Only accomplished through a groundbreaking act of badassery.
Quinn: "Man, Jake, you shred the grain so hard last night!"
Jake: "I jumped over a garbage can, dude"
Quinn: "I KNOW! You STG'd to the max!"
by TheJanePlane June 5, 2017
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