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pastry shopping

when a man (or woman for that matter) goes out looking for muffin top females to meet or hook up with. this pursuit can be either conscious or unconscious.
Yo, Alex is really pastry shopping tonight, thats the third muffin top he's macked on tonight!
by HassK December 9, 2008
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Garbage Scooping Arms

Originated from the television show "The Trailer Park Boys".

During "The Cheeseburger Picnic", Bubbles heads over to the “Convenients Store” and he somehow convinces Corey and Trevor to leave the store and come over to help Ricky and Julian. Ricky takes Trevor out to collect garbage, because as Bubbles explains, Trevor has huge alien garbage scooping arms.

Can be used to describe anyone with freakishly long arms.
Cheryl: "Hey, Brandon, you have alien garbage scooping arms. Hold them out, let me measure those freakish things."
by BAJohnstonismyweekenddad April 6, 2009
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Online window shopping

The act of browsing through items that are available for purchase online without the intention of purchasing them.
I don’t usually have much money, so I do a lot of online window shopping.
by Sue Nym April 21, 2018
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snooping

1. The act of looking around in a hurried and urgent manner.
2. To pry into the private affairs of others, especially by prowling about
The mother went snooping around her daughters room in search of her diary, when she came upon it in a secret drawer.
by Samita April 17, 2005
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Shooting for a Hermie

A fool's errand. Repeatedly attempting to accomplish the impossible. Refers to the practice of gypsy folk in 13th Century Transylvania who kept having kids in their obsessive desire to have brats with both sets of junk.
Yo. Ain't no way the Trash Panda's going to hook up with T-Bone. That cat's just shooting for a hermie, and should just pack it the fuck in.
by JettFresh October 27, 2018
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scooping chin

scooping the area of someone’s body sexually mainly towards women
oMG i love scooping chin of capri
by booty pooper 500 April 10, 2022
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Premature shooting

When you cum too soon only to see that your gf is disappointed and broke up with you.
Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: When I was nailing her it was all fine until I had premature shooting and she was disappointed because I had a microshaft.
Guy 2: Take some Viagra.
by Urbanned September 8, 2015
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