shitstruck

To have a rapid urge to shit when you least expect it.

Sudden urge to shit that makes you squeeze your buttcheeks together tightly to avoid shitting your pants. Usually accompanied by a rapid widening of the eye lids.

Biff: "What's wrong with you, Marty?"
Marty: "I just got shitstruck!"
Biff: "That sucks bro, we are miles from a bathroom."

by bretsky4ever April 28, 2013

shistory

A fabricated type of pseudohistory that is typically created and shared with others in some kind of public forum—often seen as a form of shit posting somewhere on the internet. The creation of the pseudo history shitpost—or shistory—is typically intended for humor, internet trolling, misleading a group of people, or to shed light on a particular subject (or a combination of these intents).

Mark: "Hey Ashley! How great was that shistory lesson Ms. Howard gave us about the battalion in the Civil War that rode grizzly bears instead of horses?!?"
Ashley: "It was hilarious! I had no idea where she was going with it either, but boy did she fool us!"

by YeezusLives August 31, 2016

Shitstream

The region behind a person that is walking when he/she has just farted. The smell will follow this person like a cape in the wind.

I followed Gary through the office when a deadly smell penetrated my nose, it wasn't long until I noticed I was walking in his shitstream.

by Felixja January 24, 2017

shitsturbed

When you are disturbed so much it's going to make you shut you're pants

Dan said he was uncomfortable but only till the pants went from light to dark did I realize he was shitsturbed

by Freezing fucks March 6, 2017

Saltstorm

A large argument between two individuals. Keep in mind, this drags people in to say their points, even if they don't want to be involved.

Did you join the saltstorm yesterday?

by raaaaaaaaaandom username April 23, 2017

Shitster

1) A person that stirs shit up just for fun. A serious shit stirrer.

2) A hipster/shyster.

Val: "Anna said you called me a bitch?"
Frank: "Don't listen to her, she's a shitster".

by ombud_oop November 23, 2018

ShitStirrer

A phrase used to describe someone who makes up or ignores scientific fact for attention, to merit their opinions over others, or with the intention of causing hysteria
this may include, Flat Earthers, Anti-Vaxxers and those who spread disinformation and attract others to their erroneous ideas

Flat Earthers are just ShitStirrers; always looking for attention.

by Arcturus125 February 23, 2019