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Shit for Dick

Used to describe the value of an object in comparison to a cock. Presuming most cocks could not and would not get paid for their services
Equivalent to nothing, zip zero zilch
"I was gonna sell my car but I cant get shit for dick with the check engine light on".
by SlutMonkee June 1, 2024
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shit mother dick

Shit mother dick is a phrase that is often used by 5th graders who think they know how to swear.
Example:

Teenager: Crap, I dropped my backpack

Kid: We're allowed to swear here?

Teenager: No you can't swear here you're like 8

Kid: Shut the fuck up I'm 11 you little shit mother dick
by HELL_NO September 16, 2016
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Shit dick

It’s when you are fucking in the anal hole, and your girl or guy had some bad chipotle and shits on ur dick
Oh man, my girl and or guy just shit dicked me

Dude I’m sorry
by Sean charlie October 5, 2018
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shitting the dick

a phrase to describe when someone does something embarrassing or foolish. alternatively to be used as a shortened version of “shitdick” as an insult
A: “that guy is shitting the dick by fumbling her”
B: “that guy is a shitdick of a man”
C: “what the shitdick”
D: “dude stop shitting the dick”
by gyatttoberizzingme July 11, 2024
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shit dick

"yo man i heard hailey graham gave nick hoseman shit dick"
"figures, she's a nasty ass hoe who enjoys it up the ass"
by tomark182 June 16, 2016
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Shit dick

When one’s penis emits an odor reminiscent of fecal matter upon its exposure
“Oh ____ must be getting changed, it smells like shit dick in here”
“Did you just shit your pants or is your dick out?”
by Robbie_weit July 9, 2019
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Shitting your dick

When something makes you made
When you're mad
“Don’t talk to me in not in the mood right now”
“Quit shitting your dick
by decomplex December 9, 2022
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