Shag Show

A poor performance. A dim-witted exhibition. A performace that was lacking talent. A poorly organised event. A fiasco. A cheap pastiche.

That was a real shag show!

by lehoooop November 28, 2011

Shag Of Gays

The collective noun for a group of gays. This can refer to a group of both male and female gays, but is predominantly used for male gays. The correct grouping for lesbians is a Lust.

Whilst on Safari, Shaniqua turned in her 4x4 and said, "Oh look Latipha, what a wonderful "Shag of Gays". Its a good job they've left that shopping mall before that Lust of Lesbians turns up. There could have been a right ragging!"

by VanArchibald January 06, 2010

Bag and shag

A phrase usually meaning a person that has an atractive body but not face so you'd shag them but only with a bag over their head.

Have you seen Hattie, she's a bag and shag. Not so sure about her face but her body is hot. Put a bag over her head and I'd hit it anyday.

by overnunthousand October 12, 2010

shag phone

Prepaid cell phones or phone cards used by cheating couples to hide their hook up calls.

Got to get one of those shag phones so I can call my mistress secretly

by Don Joooan August 05, 2004

Shag carpet

A carpet to shag on

"Hey, a shag carpet! I didn't know you two were swingers!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Shag Ass

To run fast.

The cops showed up so I had to shag ass.

by Jeremy March 23, 2004

Shag band

A shag band is a bracelet made of rubbery plastic. Usually worn by grungers and punks. If you snap someones you need to do whatever that colour accords to.

black-sex
blue-blow job
Pink-flash
yellow-big hug
purple-kiss
clear-whatever snapper chooses
Green-fingering
glow in the dark-sex toys
glitter-girl chooses
Indigo-Hand-job with blowjob
orange-petting

also see jelly bracelet

by nellysmelly January 13, 2005