Shag Of Gays

The collective noun for a group of gays. This can refer to a group of both male and female gays, but is predominantly used for male gays. The correct grouping for lesbians is a Lust.

Whilst on Safari, Shaniqua turned in her 4x4 and said, "Oh look Latipha, what a wonderful "Shag of Gays". Its a good job they've left that shopping mall before that Lust of Lesbians turns up. There could have been a right ragging!"

by VanArchibald January 6, 2010

Bag and shag

A phrase usually meaning a person that has an atractive body but not face so you'd shag them but only with a bag over their head.

Have you seen Hattie, she's a bag and shag. Not so sure about her face but her body is hot. Put a bag over her head and I'd hit it anyday.

by overnunthousand October 14, 2010

Shag Show

A poor performance. A dim-witted exhibition. A performace that was lacking talent. A poorly organised event. A fiasco. A cheap pastiche.

That was a real shag show!

by lehoooop November 27, 2011

Shag carpet

A carpet to shag on

"Hey, a shag carpet! I didn't know you two were swingers!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

shag phone

Prepaid cell phones or phone cards used by cheating couples to hide their hook up calls.

Got to get one of those shag phones so I can call my mistress secretly

by Don Joooan August 5, 2004

Shag Ass

To run fast.

The cops showed up so I had to shag ass.

by Jeremy March 22, 2004

Shag band

A shag band is a bracelet made of rubbery plastic. Usually worn by grungers and punks. If you snap someones you need to do whatever that colour accords to.

black-sex
blue-blow job
Pink-flash
yellow-big hug
purple-kiss
clear-whatever snapper chooses
Green-fingering
glow in the dark-sex toys
glitter-girl chooses
Indigo-Hand-job with blowjob
orange-petting

also see jelly bracelet

by nellysmelly January 12, 2005