Seth

A person who's Gastric- Bypass has failed so he rages on the regular while sitting in his girlfriend's ex-husband's recliner watching Netflix using said ex-husbands password. This particular Seth also preys on woman with such low self esteem that he can cheat and be poor as fuck and still he considered "The love of her life"

Hide yo kids, hide you wife, hide yo snacks....Seth is coming.

by Twoshitbandit February 2, 2019

Seth

An absolute fucking idiot. He breathes and i just want to crush his windpipe. If sid the sloth was run over by a car and shit on, that would be him. He disgusts me. Every time i see him i just want to kill myself and him at the same time. He is the reason I have sleep paralysis. Everytime he breaths i just want to grab a chloroform cloth and put it over his mouth to knock him unconscious and beat his head in with a croissant.

Guy: did you see seth?
Me: No, but when I do im killing myself

by Maddox2121 June 13, 2019

Seth

A Seth is an annoying person who will get under your skin by telling annoying jokes and cussing when you tell him to stop talking.

Boy1: Have you met Seth?
Boy 2: Yes he is so annoying.

by satin_123 May 10, 2018

Seth

an annoying ass boy who won’t shut the fuck up

“If You TeLL TAnya I wIll SCaRed!!!1!!1!1”

“Seth, shut up omg”

by angelleromeo August 28, 2018

Seth

The nicest guy you will ever meet. He is funny and will make you smile by just looking at you. Being around a Seth just makes your day better. He doesn’t judge you and is not a jerk. He is great at a lot of things and isn’t that modest.

Hey that guy over there is awesome. Who use he?
Oh that’s seth, is t it obvious

by NoelleSonnenfield May 28, 2019

Seth

Best person ever awesome at fort nite and gets all the ladies.

Hey Seth is awsome

by Motenathan05 May 29, 2018

Seth

A selfish, self centered, mean spirited Prick. An utter meatus . One who only focuses on what they like, and will disregard anything not in their interests. Will go on at length about what they like, no matter how many times you tell them you don't care. And if you try to change the subject, will forcibly change the subject back to what they like. Will also make a joke at someone else's expense, especially if they think they are some how better, or more blessed in some way than that person.

Guy 1: "You meet Maria's boyfriend?"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah, that guy's a total Seth. I hope he gets kicked in the dick by a horse"

by Love_them_groceries April 20, 2018