Scandinavian Volcano

During sex, when the male shits into the others vagina and continues to fuck it, then pulls out just in time before she squirts, to see it "blow up" with the shit.

Girl: What did you two do last night?
Girl 2: Girl he gave me a Scandinavian Volcano twice last night.

by Thatsadfrogmeme January 30, 2016

Scandinavian Toupee

The act of taking a serious poop on the scalp of another and vigorously caressing it into their roots.

Becka, your breff is harsh." "Nah, grl. That's just my Scandinavian Toupee.

by AlaLobstah January 02, 2011

Scandinavian Toilet

The act of resting one's balls on another person's eyes sockets and then shitting in their mouth.

Tammy's breath smelled so bad; that she probably let Old Greg use the Scandinavian toilet.

by Ruffy3D2Y February 15, 2024