Santa Claus

The sexual act of tittie fucking a girl and the ejaculating on her chin to make it look like a Santa Claus Beard.

Me: Oh damn look at that hot chick with the bigb jtits!!!
Friend: Oh I'd like to Santa Claus her!!!
Me: Me too!!!

by Shbjane May 5, 2010

Santa Claus

Santa Claus (English translation - Mad Bastard) was the nickname for an escaped felon who climbed into people's houses on Christmas Eve night and left self-detonating nail bombs inside parcels in the living rooms. These nail bombs would explode when the parcel was opened, thus exploding the face of the 5 year old kid who opened it. The bombings and killings went on for years until eventually he was tortured and killed by the Triads.

"Ho-ho-hooo-shit" - Santa Claus' last words after be shown a pair of jumper cables.

by A Triad August 23, 2010

The Santa Claus Effect

When a fat man's belt face is facing down because their fat is pushing it down. Most common in school teacher substitutes or larger men that wear their belt to tight.

Dude our sub has The Santa Claus Effect going on right now. Ewwwww that's raunchy.

by penny pinchaa March 25, 2011

Biannual Santa Claus

Someone who comes down your chimney twice a year.

i.e. a sexual encounter that happens twice a year.

Biannual Santa Claus comes but twice a year.

by JohnnyBlueEyes November 23, 2011

Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19

WHO’s comforting message to millions of anxious children worldwide about Father Christmas to assure them (without proof) that despite his older age they needn’t worry about his health during this pandemic crisis, as he would be able to deliver their presents on Christmas Eve—however, they are reminded that they and Santa Claus must adhere to physical social distancing and must obey their parents to sleep early on December 24.

Because Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19, WHO confirmed that most countries—except those few nations that forbid Christmas because it is an “infidel” or pagan festival—would relax their quarantine rules to enable Santa and his flying reindeer to enter their airspace, so that he could uninterruptedly and unobstructively deliver the presents before December 25.

by MathPlus December 14, 2020

Santa Clausing

Terrible dancing in which the male places the female upon his lap while standing and attempts to move poorly to the beat of the song.

That guy was such a bad dancer; he was just Santa Clausing up on me. He was rubbing his leg all up in there.

by The SC Victim May 19, 2011

Santa Claus

While receiving fellatio, hide two handfuls of cotton balls behind your back. Finish on the broads face, then apply the cotton balls for a Santa like beard.

After unwrapping my Christmas gifts from Kesha, I gave her one hell of a Santa Claus

by Trim Reaper December 2, 2009