Sammich

What your sex partner makes for you after you’ve had a round a sex, with the intention of you having sammich energy for the next round of shenanigans

The couple made each other a sammich after the hour long sex session with hopes of round 2 in another 30 minutes.

by NatureNerdGrrl May 19, 2021

Fish Sammich

Exactly the same as a Fish Sandwich, but with mayo.

Lucy made me a fish sammich last night with extra mayo.

by Mongoosedog November 22, 2010

Sammich

A pinch of marijuana rolled up into a paper intended for use as a joint.

Hey, roll me a sammich.

by Bumgravy7 April 3, 2019

sammich

its not sandwich it SAMMICH

im abt to go have a sammich

by me + ur mom + ratio = u December 8, 2022

East-Side Sammich decoy

The act of stretching your ballsac , smearing hummus on your nipples, and falling asleep in the living room floor watching reruns of 'punky Brewster and ALF'.

The wind direction is perfect for a day at the mall for a mutuel East-side Sammich decoy.

by 2-cold, 2-care:aboutmyhair June 8, 2016

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.

How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.

How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023