Cum Sammich

When you Cum in between a bitches ass cheeks and you slap her cheeks together to make a cum sammich

Hey massa I’m boutta give you a cum sammich

by Miklo king March 7, 2021

nub sammich

A nub who hangs with his nub friends and gets owned in every game he plays and his friend pretend to own.

Kody hangs with all his nub friends so closely.
other guy: Yeah that kody is such a nub sammich

by Graww of Tyria October 18, 2008

Broke it with a sammich

(1)A term used to allay blame onto another person, usually for or with no good reason.

(2)To do something impossible/highly unlikely.

(1)
Mother: How did my vase get broken?!?
Son1,2: Dunno chief!
Mother: Well someone better 'fess up before I open up a can o' whoop-ass.
Son 1: Alright! Son 2 broke it with a sammich!

(2)
Guy 1: *quintuple backflips off a building on rollerskates*
Guy 2: Dude! You just broke that trick with a sammich!

by Captainemo April 27, 2013

Mud Sammich

When a female surrounds her anal cavity with rich and creamy nutella, and contacts that bum with a mans face while he is very smoothly sucking that shit up

Damn nigga, i got Mud sammich last night!
Nice bruh!

by Jared Marsh January 17, 2013

Sammich

The soft, supple, yet unwanted fat accumulation on the tricep area of the arm. Tends to happen mainly to inactive women beginning in their early twenties.

"Girl, no matter how much weight I lose, I still can't get rid of my sammich!"

by SimonX September 8, 2020

Fish Sammich

Exactly the same as a Fish Sandwich, but with mayo.

Lucy made me a fish sammich last night with extra mayo.

by Mongoosedog November 22, 2010

sammich

A contraction of "sandwich"

A burger is essentially a sammich that consists of two pieces of dinner roll and a beef patty in between.

by Emotional Cruiser October 20, 2025