An individual who is in the sales profession, who sells a lot of their product in a day which results in a large commission. Due to the large feeling of success, the individual may feel extremely excited, keep smiling, feel unstoppable, and many more symptoms similar to being high on drugs.
by Cold Call June 09, 2018
Person: "Summer is coming. And there's gonna be a steam sale! Even be-"
Person 2:"Wear this tin foil hat will ya?"
Person 2:"Wear this tin foil hat will ya?"
by The Tf2-er April 14, 2021
when a guy walking down the street is wearing sweats or very thin fabric pants with no underwear, and you can clearly see every detail of his anatomy.
Wow, that was some junk sale!
by infraredmosquito May 29, 2010
by Annah11 July 08, 2023
A Dorky Salesman of any product, who tries to act like a professional, but it shows thru that they are just a Dimwit who is too stupid to be anything other than a dopey salesperson
The sales gomer tried to sell me a real junker of a used car last week, but I saw thru his fake sales pitch and went elsewhere, leaving the bumbling boob behind.
by Rory O'Doul December 04, 2018
A woman or man who is all over the place. They can be semi crazy or insane. They are all over the place when they talk or do things.
"I met this girl last night, but she was a Yard Sale. Talking about how she doesn't like bubble gum to how her mom sews kitten sweaters."
"She was so crazy her thoughts were everywhere like a damn Yard Sale."
"She was so crazy her thoughts were everywhere like a damn Yard Sale."
by Catfish13 January 05, 2012
A term to describe a person or place that doesn't have their sh*t together, overall drama and too much to deal with. Or someone that has second hand ideas thinking they are original.
"Man i just got back from hanging out at Brenda's house...wow, sh*t was a YARD SALE! Looked like she hadn't cleaned the place in over a year!"
"...yeah that dude Dave is crazy his head is a straight up YARD SALE!"
"...yeah that dude Dave is crazy his head is a straight up YARD SALE!"
by DJ WHORES March 16, 2012