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Reuben

a name for boys who are gay and have no sense. they have 14 inch dick and penetrate atleast 50 big black women a day and 1 snowbunny a week
Josh: What is a gay name
Ethan: Reuben is a name for gay spaztics
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Reuben

Reuben has such a big dick that Lana Rhodes can’t even eat it. He’s the nicest hottest person you’ll ever meet and he’s great at sex. He’s athletic sexy and a great person. Girls go crazy for him.
Reuben is so fucking smeggsy
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Reuben Glizzy

noun

1. A chaotic and confident sexual move that combines unexpected intensity, weirdly effective rhythm, and dirty talk that borders on performance art. The “sauerkraut” is the unpredictable extra flair — gritty, tangy energy that hits just right. It’s the kind of experience that makes you question your preferences in a good way.

2. A person who brings wild energy to the bedroom. Think goofy confidence, questionable metaphors, and a finish so theatrical you applaud without meaning to.
He looked me dead in the eye, said ‘time to kraut up,’ and went full Reuben Glizzy. I woke up sore, hydrated, and somehow subscribed to his OnlyFans. No notes
by LiterallyUseless June 4, 2025
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reuben

reuben is a christian mallu who wants to be punjabi and jatt. he has yur back bc he’s a follower but it’s ok bc he can violate and isn’t a snowflake. #jattlife
“yo we beefing
“yh add reuben for backcase
by g1jatt🚜🌾🇮🇳 October 4, 2020
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