rectum face

Method of capital punishment in some jurisdictions. Involves the mutant known as Rectum Face eating you alive from the rectum on his face. Usually accompanied by disturbing sounds.

Josh got capital punishment by Rectum Face for poking Jacob

by lolcrackforever December 19, 2014

Rectum Dragon

A way of describing an uncomfortable and fiery sensation of the rectum.

I did anal with the girl I met at the bars this past weekend and totally left her with a rectum dragon.

by Cunt Wizard December 10, 2014

Rectum Ruiner

Similar to a Shit Stabber however these kind of homo's ruin the rectum region.

Alan: Was that alright for you?

Eric: Orrr nooo your such a rectum ruiner... i'll be shitting for days!!

by Eric The Bandit January 03, 2012

Rectum Ranger

(noun) Someone who rapes another person in the ass.

Other examples include "Butt pirate" and "Ass Explorer

-"I was attacked by a large, creepy, rectum ranger."

by Chili_Dawg June 26, 2006

Pulsating Rectum

When the rectum violently pulsuates (orgasmically) from sexual stimulation.

Andy gave the Captain one hell of a pulsating rectum last night.

by Tony Yayo March 17, 2004

rectum wrecker

Yet another word for a gay man

Stay away from him, he is a rectum wrecker!!!

by Phantom farter December 30, 2009

rectum romeo

a faggot, fudge packer, elton john

elton john & karim mihr. YOUR DAMM STRAIGHT. Found this on the back of a toilet door - 07960562840

by Joyboy November 03, 2003