Couch Realtor

A Realtor that is lazy, tired and not on their A game. Spends more time on their couch than actually working.

The seller decided to list their home with a couch Realtor that was about to retire from the business

by Topagent March 30, 2022

cracker jack Realtor

slang for excellent quality, or fine ability in an occupation. In this case Realtor.

Rosemary whom is a superb Realtor introduces her associate Charlene and herself as cracker jack Realtors who will get the job done.

by cheyenne2364 September 22, 2010

Fruito De Realo

Someone who is very guillable and will believe anything, a fruito de realo.

Kid 1 :"Have you ever seen the movie Fruito De Realo? ...It's a forgien film.... but Brad Pitt's in it. It's the saddest movie ever! Brad Pitt's a druglord! And one day he dies because he bit off a piece of his ciagrette and choked on it. Leaving his son an orphan. And his mother was also a pothead so she died because druglord number two- his name is literally number two, actually it's numero twoono (seeing as its a foreign movie) kills her. "

Kid 2: "No, never seen it"

Kid 1: I CANT BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR THAT, YOU'RE A REAL FRUITO DE REALO!

by Beastybeastyboo. May 13, 2011

Acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods

Might be an interesting thing to write on a job application if you used to shoplift for a living...

"My primary work experience centered around the acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods."

by Anonymouse Donor October 26, 2020

aaron b realtor

A slimy little incompetent man with self esteem issues who more so is bad at his job

You see aaron b realtor over there… yeah hes a looser.

by Rudi6969 December 27, 2022