property manager

The minion to a landlord. Usually an antagonistic go-between placed between the landlord and the people who actually live on site. There are more and more property managers now than there used to now that housing is being gobbled up by private equity (see Blackrock), and that means the absentee landlords are spread pretty thin, so they need to hire a small army of property managers to surveil and dictate the goings-on in each of their rental properties.
"This property manager sucks, she won't return our calls except to yell at us about having guests over."
by Pyro's R Us August 23, 2022
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Reflexive Property

The useless property in division that often follows an alliterative phrase such as 'hippity hoppity'. This property tends to leave spots in the brain called brainfarts that prevent further logical thinking.
'HIPPITY HOPPITY, REFLEXIVE PROPERTY'
'THE REFLEXIVE PROPERTY IS DEBATED AS THE MOST USELESS PROPERTY
by ToshibaLtd January 23, 2018
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musk property

A female who is like a pet and/or non verbal companion used for kinky sexual behavior
Wow last night was rough, I might need to find myself a woman of the musk property
by Rebons lowsen April 28, 2020
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Inherited Object Property

An IOD is a property that was copied from its parent object during its objects creation.
Kyle: Why did another table just appear? It looks exactly the same as the one we have in our kitchen!
John: Ah. The table has been copied from this table and shares the same Inherited Object Property(ies).
by olek0 January 25, 2023
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I bought a property in egypt

"I bought a property in Egypt" is probably the first big meme of the year 2025. This was followed by "choppedchin" and "eye of Rah." These three memes combined, and in almost any video featuring one of them, at least one more had to appear. Some people consider this meme to be the worst ever created due to its "brainrot" factor surpassing memes like "hawk tuh" or "why so serious?".

The person speaking in this meme is named "itscameasty" on the social network "TikTok," and on August 12, 2024, he posted a video about buying a property in Egypt for cheap and explained how he had it managed as an Airbnb. The original video says: I bought a property in Egypt, and what they do for you is they give you the property, you then get to go and customize it however you want, which only cost me 4,000 pounds for the kitchen, for the outdoor furniture, for the sofa bed. After that, the management of the building will manage your property for you while you put it on Airbnb.
A: Yo yo I bought a property in egypt and they gave me the property.
B: Bru stop talking about that shit nga.
A: Nah nah, you just don't get it.
B: That is the worst meme ever bro.
A: shh shhh 🤫 am mewing
B:💀
by when the amogus but: January 25, 2025
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I bought a property in Egypt

"What they do for you is they give you the property"
A sentence said by Cameron Eastwood who's gone viral for telling everyone "I bought a property in Egypt."
Its often used in remixes with chopped chin and other brainrot
I bought a property in Egypt and what they do for you is they give you the property.
by IMawordmaker20 January 13, 2025
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Highly requested property

A man, woman or in some cases an apache helicopter, that is perceived as (sexually) attractive by the majority of peoplekind. Also used ironically to show a douche
*talking about the ugly 1% of the population that has nothing to lose but their virginity: "Definitly no highly requested property amongst them thots."
by The poet 27 May 16, 2018
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