gravity's problem

A large humanoid. Usually displaying symptoms of over eating and a blatant disregard for the plight imposed on poor old gravity.

"We need to changes seats. Gravity's problem over there is breathing so heavily I can't hear the dialogue from the movie."

by Baseball Boy January 16, 2017

guy problem

When the penis becomes erect for no reason.

Oh fuck Jared, I got a guy problem, gotta go take care of it.

by Lakotna April 19, 2015

LoL Problem?

LoL Problem? is the only answer that is factually correct when someone complains. The comment is seemingly harsh and made to make the other person look like a laughing stock but it actually is just that. The person famous for this saying is League of Legends streamer Drututt

-Damn I just shat my pants
-LoL Problem?

by Dansande Tortelini April 12, 2022

Balloon Problem

A minor problem solved in the wake of a much bigger problem. Comes from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Rock Bottom."

"I found that CD you were looking for!"
"Well that solves my Balloon Problem, but I still can't get my car to start!"

by That_Madachod February 4, 2022

Drinking problem

Something my wife keeps telling me I have.

"Maybe I wouldn't have a drinking problem, if you didn't have a problem with BEING A NAGGING BITCH ALL THE TIME!!!"

by famam June 3, 2014

princess problem

When a girl acts like she owns the world and that everyone should bow down to her. Most often a spoiled brat that doesn't realize her shit stinks; and, acts overly dramatic to bring in as much attention as possible.

She has a princess problem and her boyfriend can do nothing about it.

by Ukko ukkana ukinski October 30, 2015

crack problem

A condition in which a person's (usually a man's) butt crack is partially exposed when he leans or bends over and his shirt rides up and/or his pants ride down.

That husky plumber has a real crack problem when he works under the sink.

by ursophile60 April 17, 2008