Problem Trumper

When you tell them about a problem of yours, this person makes no effort to comfort you but counters with how a problem of theirs is more severe

Guy 1: Man, my guinea pig died last night.
Guy 2: Dude, that's nothing. My dog died relatively recently too, how shit do you think that feels?
Guy 1: Man, you're such a problem trumper. And something of a prick really

by Blargle Margle October 25, 2011

problematic bitch

When someone is constantly having an issue with someone or something

Ugh Kenzie is such a problematic bitch

by Swavyzayy May 5, 2018

tall girl problem

A problem that happens to and is specific to tall girls.

Tall girl: My legs have so much surface area, it’s so hard to shave, ugh!
Short/Normal-sized person: Don’t tell me, that’s a tall girl problem.

by i_like_ramen May 21, 2019

Green Whats Your Problem?

Green has a problem

Guy playing Counter Strike Global Offensive: Green Whats Your Problem?
Green:Quiet*
Guy playing Counter Strike Global Offensive: Smashing his gaming setup*

by Xkjurqierolv August 23, 2022

probemotion

Getting a promotion by getting fucked in the ass.

Luke: Did you hear about Haley?
Mark: No. What happened?
Luke: She got a probemotion last week.

by digitechguy July 25, 2011

proletariat transportation

in all North American cities and towns ( except Montreal, Toronto, Boston, NYC and San Francisco- suburbs not included), an offensive term for the public transit (bus, metro, tram, etc.) system

The reason the 5 cities mentioned above are excluded from the definition of proletariat transportation is because they have a well developed, in North American standards, public transit system.

by Sexydimma February 21, 2015

Dirty Prowler

Dirty Prowler - A cafeteria food comprising whatever roast meat of the day, chips, cheese and gravy all packed into a white bread roll. It encompasses all roast meats but the chips (fries), cheese and gravy are compulsory. The name is derived from the feeling you get after eating as the feeling is unclean and creeps up on you.

"What do you want for lunch. I'm having a Dirty Prowler!"

by Peeet February 23, 2010