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Spartan Prayer Is: "I Will Strike You And Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

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Spartan Prayer Is: "I Will Strike You And Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

Aggressive Prayer

When you slap both palms on either side of a penis whilst performing fellatio in order to show your enthusiasm to the recipient and to our lord and saviour.
I made him see god so I quickly performed the Aggressive Prayer

Thai Prayer Beads

Anal Beads

Calqued from French.
Few things are more pleasurable than someone pulling some Thai Prayer Beads out of you.

hophead's prayer 

prayer said to the god of intox that good 'product' will come around!
big bull said a hophead's prayer before he went to sleep

The Cones Prayer 

Our Cone which art in the chamber
hallowed be thy cone
thy chamber of secrets come;
thy secrets will be done,
in the cone as it is said in Mcnaughton.
Give us this day our daily meeting.
And let no one trespass,
and forgive no one that trespass against the cone.
And lead us not into temptation

to let in outsiders
For thine is the chamber of secrets,
the power, and the glory of the great cone,
for ever and ever.
Praise be to Cone.
*mutters The Cones Prayer*


Pbtc

The Cones Prayer by The Cone November 24, 2010

A Surfers Prayer 

A Surfer's Prayer
By Larry Bertlemann
Our Fellow Surfers who art in Heaven
Inspiration is thy Name.
Thy Surf spot come; thy Surfing Done
On Earth as it is in Heaven.
Give us this day, our daily Surf
And Forgive us our Drop-Ins
As we Forgive those, who Drop in on us.
And Lead us not into Temptation;
But Deliver us from Deep Tube Rides
And Bad Wipe Outs.
For thine is the Power and the kingdom
and the Glory behind Surfing.
Amen
Have you heard A Surfers Prayer by LB da Rubbermann? Everybody used to say surfers don't have a prayer ; Now they got a prayer.
A Surfers Prayer by K&LB June 27, 2020