You get like 3 minutes of locker time and get marked tardy if your late even if it’s because your locker is jammed. And your constantly being marked late because the busses come late all the time for drop off and than you get home late cuz they come late to pick you up. The students are so tired and bored of being basically under lock down 247 that they just talk about each other and spread rumors and due to the school being so small a rumor can go from 1st grade to 8th grade in a day. The bathrooms are gross and the food IS DISGUSTING so many kids have found hair in their food it’s vile. The teacher are unnecessarily strict and ALWAYS talking about students with the ladies at the front desk, the teachers gossip MORE than the students so, like a couple of teenagers. This school is NOT traditional it’s a breeding ground for self-esteem issues and unfairness.
by The honest anonymous August 19, 2019
Get the Mary G porter traditional schoolmug. A man who is clearly Epic and without his existence mankind would completely lose equilibrium and homeostasis for all things living would simply stop, halt, and die out in a nuclear failure.
Man 1: Gee did you see Ryan Porter got sick?
Man 2: Oh no I hope he odes not die that would be bad, we'd all die!
Man 1 : We better write him a get well card!
Man 2: He is The one and only Ryan Porter, Born on September 18, 1996
Man 2: Oh no I hope he odes not die that would be bad, we'd all die!
Man 1 : We better write him a get well card!
Man 2: He is The one and only Ryan Porter, Born on September 18, 1996
by Tyler Sharkey October 22, 2011
Get the Ryan Porter, Born on September 18, 1996mug. Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Awww thanks! I know!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Awww thanks! I know!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!
by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 13, 2020
Get the Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!mug. The porter corkscrew is when during intercourse, someone is upside down doing a handstand over you whilst giving fellatio
by kevin champion November 22, 2024
Get the Porter Corkscrewmug. This man kissed a man in preschool (kinda gay)
A Porter still plays fortnite
porter likes boys
Porter does the no no while looking at no no
Porter is a Russian spy
A Porter still plays fortnite
porter likes boys
Porter does the no no while looking at no no
Porter is a Russian spy
by LolYoureAGayBoy July 16, 2021
Get the Portermug. My amazing friend that’s such a dumbass it’s funny- He sits w me at lunch and he’s really fucking amazing wanna date?
Yes No
Yes No
by Slucqie October 24, 2019
Get the Portermug.