Pepeng

THE FUCKING TYPHOON PREDICTED TO KILL US ALL. No, just kidding.

Should be called the epic sequel to Ondoy.

Is at around 205km/h, and should get stronger.

It's a supertyphoon, and supertyphoons can lift houses off of the ground.

We're all dead. Period.

*closes eyes and whispers* I suggest you take cover, unless you want your life to go

*shouts* BOOOOOOM.

That is all. *leaves*

(Oh, this SO goes well with my Ondoy definition. XD --tadaa_ishness)

Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *runs around in circles*
Guy 2: What the fucking hell is wrong with you?
Guy 1: Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe...
Guy 2: PE WHAT?
Guy 1: Pe, Pe, Pe, OH WE'RE ALL DEAD!
Guy 2: WHAT?
Guy 1: Pepeng. It's a Category 5(strongest) typhoon.
Guy 2: OH FGLMCGRUHSVMUHES! AAAAAAAAAH
Guy 1 and Guy 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

by tadaa_ishness October 1, 2009

pope is a rockstar

The statement the "pope is a rockstar" is about the false narratives we create of people in our mind, contornting them to fit our our desires

The pope is the furthest thing from a rockstar. She knows him to be one thing but tells herself he is something else, to comfort and make her feel alright

pope is a rockstar

by fRaNcHoTo December 14, 2021

polenta

A typical northern Italian dish. It is made by boiling cornmeal to form a sort of porridge. Tradition imposes to slice it with a string, rather than a knife, and to not cut it until the smoke has reached the ceiling of the room.

Man, what are you doing? You can't cut the polenta until the smoke has reached the ceiling!

by Agamennone October 22, 2013

Pope Law

A bretheren of lifelong friends who gather to party and have an overall fun time. During these gatherings whenever a drinking rule is proposed the entire group in attendence will make it law via a ritualistic clinky.

Know the scriptures. POPE LAW. *Clink*

by archbishop tommy November 7, 2007

pope puba

Pope Puba, aka Pope Puba the Great, is one of several founding members of Pope Law. He is wise beyond his years, and if you watch him closely, you may catch a glimpse of his signature move...the poob kick.

If Pope Puba was a character in the game street fighter, his finishing move would be the poob kick.

by Puba November 27, 2007

Pokename

The general name of the group of people who have fallen under the influence of pokemon, despite their better judgment

Sarahcham, Sarachu :)
Lilyken, Tiffeevee
kevipi
paddykarp

alicesaur
kevindos

did you see that lilyken
OMG SHE IS THE MOST AWESOME PERSON EVER because she has a pokename (for definition of awesome DO NOT refer to the one with JonTsao in it)

by sarahmon April 28, 2010

Captain Polenin

Ex-Commander of the Soviet Submarine K-19. Polenin is under great pressure from the Russian leadership to not only launch on time, but to have the new flagship of the fleet ready for a successful missile test firing to get the attention of the U.S. government. The fact that some systems in the K-19 seem to be faulty and fail on a regular basis is of no concern for the government, and they believe that Captain Polenin has put the safety of his crew over the interests of the Communist Party. Russia, by thus, decides that Capt. Polenin is not fit to command the ship. Since Polenin knows the ship and crew well, he is assigned to stay aboard the K-19 as an executive officer under the command of Captain. Alexi Vostrikov

See Captain Vostrikov

Captain Polenin: "At every stage of this disaster which came within moments of being a far greater disaster, the officers and crew did what had to be done. 7 are now dead. And nobody knows how many more are dying or how fast. These are the men who returned home to be interrogated as if a crime had been commited. Questioned, even when undergoing treatment for radiation poisoning. Locked up and denied access to wives and families. But they and their comrades saved K-19. And maybe, just maybe, they saved all of you as well."

Soviet Brass: "Thank you Capt. Polenian"

Captain Polenin: "One thing more, please."

Soviet Brass: "Thank you-"

Captain Polenin: "No Captain, in the Soviet Navy has ever been faced with such decisions. The fate of the boat, the crew... the fate of the world. All in the balance. (sighs) The Navy is my life, and one thing I know: there can be only one captain of a ship. The burden of command is on his shoulders, and his alone. None of you. None of you has the right to judge Capt. Vostrikov. You weren't there... I was. He was our captain, he was my captain. (Looks over at Captain Vostrikov and stands at attention) And it would be an honor, to sail under his command again."

by Comrade Karl April 7, 2005