Circle pooper

When the wife circles a parking lot like a dog getting ready to poop and ultimately settles for a spot at the back of the lot.

I would have been on time to our appointment; except the wife was parking circle pooper style.

by Richard Round Tree March 20, 2022

Phantom Pooper

An individual who takes a dump in a public restroom without flushing, usually in their place of employment or a place where they regularly poop. Generally, the phantom pooper abides by a set of ground rules:

1. Leave a phantom poop only if the restroom is empty so as to secure your anonymity. If another person enters the restroom while you are on the toilet, simply poop and wipe/flush as usual.

2. Throw no toilet paper in the toilet. This will allow you to show off your brown creation in its full glory, as well as leave the person who finds the phantom poop to think "Wow, no toilet paper, this must have been a ghost!"

3. Leave a phantom poop daily, ideally in the same stall at the same time. This will ensure general chaos and distrust in the workplace.

A phantom pooper began work at Jame's office, creating chaos and distrust among his co-workers. Eventually they had to install sensor flushers in the toilets to foil the phantom pooper.

by Cornyhotdogs October 15, 2017

pooper-intendent

A school super intendent who has a penchant for pooping on school football fields.

Did you hear about the pooper-intendent at Holmdel High's school??!

by anon.gcfgv755r June 4, 2018

pooper-potamus

A fat women's butt

I would totally put it in her pooper-potamus

by bfeezy83 December 26, 2019

paranoid pooper

A person who finds it necessary to use a half roll of toilet paper (usually amounting to a half inch of TP cushioning) to line the toilet seat of public bathrooms out of fear of contracting an alien disease.

Also referred to as a daft defecator.

KB: WTF took you so long? That turd must have really been a fighter!
Russ: Not at all actually. I would have been out in five minutes had it not taken me ten to remove the remnants of a paranoid pooper before I could drop deucage.

"Hey man sorry it took so long, but a paranoid pooper like myself can never be too cautious before procuring a fat turd nugget.

by Rusty Rustbucket October 27, 2010

pooper popper

A person with an obvious talent for anal love.

He's a real romantic; he's a real pooper popper.

by daybreak02 May 15, 2016

Pooper Sex

that act of having sex in the anus, usually refering to gay men

ex. Dave enjoys having Pooper Sex with his boyfriend

by Mr. Pooper Sex June 2, 2008