pink pony 

noun. Slang for the penis

verb, transitive. To have intercourse with, to fuck, etc.

n. "Ridin' the pink pony" or "That dude definitely gobbles the pink pony."

v.t. "I'm definitely gonna pink pony that bitch."

pink pony by Elwood P. Dowd January 2, 2007

shit pony

Comes from Ireland in the early 1700's, when the locals would deposit there shit onto the pony.

ed: i need to do a dump
bill: a word dump?
ed: no a regular dump!
bill: well here comes the shit pony!

shit pony by William Oxford December 6, 2004

Polyorgasmic 

A polyorgasmic woman has simultaneous orgasms from being stimulated in multiple areas at once. Not to be confused with multiple orgasms, which are numerous single orgasms in sequence.

When my boyfriend uses his cock, an egg vibrator, a butt plug and his mouth on me, I become insanely polyorgasmic.

Polyorgasmic by Lusty Lady November 2, 2010

Golden Pony 

when during the course of butt sex the man pisses in his partner's ass. The partner can either be female or male. This is associated with Golden Showers, but is inherently different and possibly the opposite

Andrew - YO MENG did you hear that I gave my girlfriend the wettest and dirtiest golden pony ever!!

Boy#2 - hey dude did you hear about this new fab? Its call golden pony and all the ladies love it

Golden Pony by Kyle the Ginger December 18, 2008

zero-trick pony 

A one-trick pony who has worn out his one trick, or, in fact, never had a trick at all.

Opie: "OMG, I hear Seth Rogen is fat and smokes weed in his new movie, but still gets with a hot girl! Let's go see it!"

Peter: "Na, he's a zero-trick pony. Let's watch The Money Pit instead."

zero-trick pony by Sky Commander Winkie February 16, 2009

Ass Pony 

A derogatory term used to describe ones actions. Specifically, used to describe someone who has done something stupid, is being annoying, or someone you just don't like. This term is often used as a close second to calling someone a dildo or retard.

"Hey Brian stop being such an ass pony"
or, "Brian you are really being an ass pony right now" or, Brian get the fuck away from me I don't associate myself with ass pony's"

Ass Pony by benmu November 21, 2006

MY PONY TOO SLOW 

A saying used by someone who has realized that a comment they've made is redundant to an earlier comment made by someone else.

Bob: The government should provide universal healthcare man.

Larry: Free ponies! Yay!

Tom: And how about a free pony for all the little boys and girls while you're at it.

Tom: MY PONY TOO SLOW

MY PONY TOO SLOW by 2+2 poster April 22, 2009