Defund the Police

a type of police reform where funds are taken from the police and reallocated to fund schools, communities, and mental health programs to help reduce crime and the high demand for police.

taking funds away from areas in the police department such as police unions, the 1033 program, and militarization can also help reduce the amount of corruption that goes on in the police department.
the NYPD’s funding is 6 billion which is more than what the city spends on health, homelessness, youth development, and workforce development combined. Yes, Defund the Police
by thymission December 02, 2020
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Thought Police

From George Orwell's 1984. A Gestapo organization responsible for monitoring all citizens and making sure they are not guilty of political dissent, or thoughtcrime.
The FBI is on its way to becoming the Thought Police.
by Mack June 23, 2004
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lawn police

pejorative used to describe a neighbor or group of neighbors who are excessively critical and vocal, sometimes bordering on being persecutive, about the condition of other people's lawns
Willard often mowed his neighbors' lawns just before they were going to mow them, and they often referred to him as the lawn police.
by THE DOOMED STUFFING April 02, 2014
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care police

A police organization formed for people who do not want to hear others whine about meaningless and random occurences that happen in their boring lives.
Lit. Teacher: "Hamlet can either be described as sane or insane and this all depends on how you interpret his actions in the play."

Me: "Wow... Someone call the care police."
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......_____//____?____\______
----o--------CARE-POLICE----@)
-----`--(@)=====+====(@)-
by Thomas E. Peay September 15, 2004
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Police hole

the holes in highway medians or by the side of the road where police hide so they can catch you for speeding

also very good and illegal places to make u-turns on the highway
Person 1: All right, take this next exit and we'll get back on the highway going south.
Person 2: Or, I could just look for a police hole!

Person 1: Slow down, the speed limit's only 45 here.
Person 2: There aren't any police...Oh, shoot, there's one in that police hole...
by ladyrainicorn June 26, 2010
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Freelance Police

A team (preferably a duo) hired by a police commissioner (preferably not seen) to take on cases and jobs (preferably none anyone in their right mind would do) for a meager wage (preferably in Hostess snack food and non-bootleg corndogs).

Only wisecracking overzealous crime stoppers fill this job. They are found loitering near convenience stores, have wanton disregard to the rules of the road, and take random things as "evidence". Cases handed to them always get done, but probably not in a way people expect them to be solved.
Person 1: Did you know Freelance Police curse in long hand?

Person 2: Well, semicolon apostrophe hyphen comma good for them!
by 50-Foot Cockroach September 01, 2011
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Dick Police

It’s where a man or woman is concerned with what another another man does with his dick and what type of woman he sticks it in
She’s always trying to dick police someone. Telling us what type of women we should or shouldn’t be smashing
by Legendaryproof September 01, 2019
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