pissus maximus

when you need to take a massive piss and can't hold it.

man im just gonna take a pissus maximus

by Tomobruz December 17, 2007

pissastrophe

The resultant large mess that exists after urinating in a dissorderly fashon. It is usually the product of a lack of awarness, caution, or control. Can also result from a total lack of human decency or respect.

Brian was disoriented and did not pull his boxers down far enough. This resulted in a pissastrophe of epic proportions.

by FlankThatSouljaBoy October 13, 2009

shin pissing

to urinate on another persons shins

to knock on the front door of a house that you do not know of the occupants. upon the owner coming to the door to place your penis through the letterbox and urinate on the homeowners shins therefore shin pissing

this particular practice may be unique to the North East of England

by theprodigy01uk March 3, 2010

pissing contest

1. a dispute that's a matter of one side's claims or bluster against the other's; a word feud; bickering; belly bumping. Contrary to some definitions, women are quite capable of(although usually less inclined to) "hold their own" in a pissing contest, which could morph into a shirt-shredding cat fight

2. many of the pointless definitions at this site that every one over the age of 8 already knows the meaning of

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by mandingoe June 8, 2004

Pissist

A member of the Pissism religion, whom prays to the Ball God and places Pee Pee structures to appease him.

Hey bro you wanna go eat the International House of Carrots?

I can't eat carrots, I'm Pissist

by dabsallovar December 10, 2020

Pissinterpretated

Pissinterpretated: to misinterpretate something whilst under the influence of alcohol...

Person 1: Cant believe she said that last night!
Person 2: You were drunk !!
Person 1 : But is that what was said??!?!?
Person 2 : No I think you Pissinterpretated!!

by Emilee2010 August 1, 2010

pissing poser

One who pisses on the side of a building, And flexes his muscles in the window!

The pissing poser was in the park again today!

by Big Mers September 3, 2016