Philadelphia

A city that is home to the Eagles football team, which this coming Superbowl, is going to smash the fucking Patriots. Philadelphia is also three and a half times larger than Boston, and has a much better skyline.

Those stupid Bostonians with their New England Patriots; they never learn.

by Actually a Colts Fan February 5, 2005

Philadelphia Eagles

A team that drafts a 🗑 Quarterback even know they have one.

Me: Dude, the Philadelphia Eagles are fucking dumb

by s m a l l p e e n April 29, 2020

Philadelphia New Moon

The act of smearing feces (your own or a friends) all over your ass cheeks until your white pasty butt now appears completely black. Then proceed to moon an unsuspecting person. The shit-covered ass appears at first glance to be not the typical full moon, but a dark new moon.

*If a person is truly creative, they can use varying amounts of poo to recreate all phases of the moon (New, waxing crescent 1st quarter, waxing gibbous, full, waning gibbous, 3rd quarter, waning crescent, and new)

a cop is sitting outside of Dunkin Donuts and looks up when a car driving by honks.

"hey copper, check this out!" the driver motions to the passenger in the back who put his shit covered ass out the window.

"Oh damn, Tell your black friend that he's gonna pay for that!"

"My friend isn't black, silly! You just got the Philadelphia New Moon!"

"Eww Gross!" the cop shakes his night stick angrily!

by RedDan69 April 22, 2011

philadelphia

Home of the Cheesesteak!
The NEW HOCKEYTOWN, USA!

Need i say more

The common phrase around Philadelphia is "LETS GO FLYERS"

by LETS GO FLYERS April 14, 2006

The Philadelphia

While having sex, you surprise your partner with the line, "I have AIDS", and then orgasm as he or she cries hysterically.

In the heat of passion, Johan gave Maria the Philadelphia, and the sex was good.

by EnricoFermi April 23, 2009

Philadelphia

Home of the Phillies, the most down-to-earth group of guys in baseball.

..hey they're pretty hot too. (:

"Hey, are you from Philadelphia?"

"Yes, I am from the best city in the whole world. Thanks for asking."

by xoirisheyes March 17, 2010

philadelphia

Philly is awesome. It's so much cooler than New York. I'd so much rather say I'm from philly than NY because EVERYBODY is from NY, and that's so boring.

-So, where are you from?
-New York.
-Wow, how did I know you were gonna say that.

The sign at the Philadelphia city line with Montgomery County on City Ave:

WELCOME TO PHILADELPHIA
ENJOY OUR PAST
EXPERIENCE OUR FUTURE

(and try to forget about our present)

Rocky Balboa lives in Philadelphia.

by Anonymous July 23, 2003