Typically a guy named Tony who likes to call himself T-Score. He is afraid of minorities and gives them all the easy work. He walks around punching himself in the dick to make himself feel better while he whistles Christmas tunes. One time he gave a double Dutch rudder to a guy named Gene from Ramm for a little side cash, he liked the fact that his peen looked so big in his little hand. He coined the phrase “I eat dude ass” it’s usually found on the inside of a bathroom stall at your local ihop. He hates anyone smarter than him because he likes to tell everyone that is stupid how smart he is. Legend has it he once made chicken salad out of chicken shit.
Merv the perv was at the local ihop on Roosevelt Blvd and was eating genes dude ass for a free grand slam breakfast.
by Oldirtyhampsta June 26, 2019
An individual that picks up loose fruit in the supermarket, feels it with their hands and gets sexually aroused by it. They then put the item back.
by Rob Metcalfe March 04, 2009
by Cgbductjc April 19, 2020
Verb: The action of seeing someone in passing you would like to have sex with whilst mumbling the words out in your speech at a volume only you can hear.
A hot girl with blonde hair sits under a tree and flicks her hair back
Man mumbles: "i'd love to fuck that girl real hard"
Thus doing a mono-perv
Man mumbles: "i'd love to fuck that girl real hard"
Thus doing a mono-perv
by satanicbean April 14, 2009
by Pig Child December 20, 2007
A perv stash is the wee little hairs that grow on the upper lip, and only the upper lip. It is said that perverts have these week, poor excuse for a mustache
by Bitchey-bitch2002 October 05, 2018
A male supervisor who makes crude and rude comments at work. Not enough to go to HR but enough to want to puke a little in your mouth. aka Raunchy McSmutBag
My supervisor would always turn everything into a perversion. "My supervisor is a Perv Pervinsky cause brags about being a 2 pump chump"
by JK 420 March 05, 2008