perriotic

(adj.) Of or pertaining to a person that tends to forget what the third thing is in a list of three items.

I'm so perriotic.

I had three things to buy, but I can't remember what the third thing was.

by f1point0 November 10, 2011

Period Run

When you're driving, and you get caught at every red light.

"Sorry I'm late, I had a period run on my way here."

by Andy and Sandy September 6, 2016

periodic zone

PERIODIC ZONE

GET IN THE ZONE. PERIODIC ZONE

IF YOU AINT STACKIN YOU SLACKIN

by PERIODIC ZONE August 28, 2017

Period

That time of the month when your uterus starts being a bitch to you all because you didn't get pregnant, so it gives you cramps and shoots blood out of you for 3-5 fucking days.

Ashley: dude are you excited to go to the beach tomorrow?
Sarah: yes so excited!

*next day*

Sarah: yesssss beach day!
Ashley: YEAHHHHHH

*at the beach*

Ashley: dude come swim with me
Sarah: My tummy hurts :(
Ashley: I'm sorry

Sarah: It's ok I have to go to the bathroom
Ashley: Ok

*In the bathroom*
Sarah: Oh shit

*After bathroom*

Sarah: dude I started my period have any tampons?
Ashley: No sorry :(
Sarah: Okie :(

by bL0BbY BiTcH August 9, 2018

Period socks

When you hit sock bottom

When you run out socks and all you have left are the mismatched pair at the bottom of the drawer

OMG! I haven’t done my laundry and I’m running late. *opens drawer in a panic* Oh beans! All I have is my period socks!

by Smarshies August 10, 2019

Period Fox

A Dumb Person Who Thinks She Is Better Than Anyone

dis is how to describe Period Fox
Ignorant
Nothing
Very Depressing
Impossible
To
Enjoy
Mad
Ew

A Retarded Person U Invite To A Call On Discord That Is Period Fox For You

by Keegster06 September 4, 2019

Period thirst

When a girl is menstruating and she becomes inexplicably horny. This is due to the slight increase in testosterone required to cause the shedding of the uterine walls.

“Maybe it’s just my period thirst talking but I would fuck Obi-wan Kenobi in a heartbeat.”

by Suzgav January 4, 2021