Pelican Doritos

1. The act of mixing hot fudge with feces and selling it to homeless people.

2. A woman taking a dump in a urinal.

1. "Carl did some pelican doritos to that kind man over there."

2. "Jacqui was caught doing pelican Doritos again!"

by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 6, 2022

Extra Pelican

A blow job so deep the testicles are inhaled and the tongue licks the booty hole.

Bro 1: This girl gave such ridiculous head!
Bro 2: Like deep throat?!
Bro 1: Even better. She gave me an extra pelican.

by anonymous September 12, 2022

Pelican milkshake

Being shat on from a great height by a large bird. Used as slang when everything that could go wrong does go wrong

Karen took the day off and left me with a Pelican Milkshake

by Pondmoose November 15, 2021

Obese Pelican

Horrible Youtuber with a large penis

Wow obese pelican has such a large penis

by ObesePelican June 17, 2019

suspicious pelican

he is a pelican that is highly suspicious.
Someone: does something
SuspiciousPelican: What a cuck

"Damn he is a suspicious pelican".

by SkyTohru April 15, 2020

awkward pelican

A quirky individual whom resembles a pelican and is said to have the ability to transform into a pelican during uncomfortable (awkward) moments. These individuals are said to be descendants of the underwater sea king Tritan and his bird loving wife, Henrietta. "Awkward pelican" individuals can usually be found frequenting sea ports or beach towns, especially on the east coast of the United States. They tend to smell like fish because that's what they eat in the pelican form.

OMG she smells so fishy, she must be an awkward pelican!

by awkpel November 8, 2011

pelican nose

Somebody who does crack cocaine

I heard your boy Fox got that pelican nose

by bigbangbro July 18, 2015