apple n pears

a cockney rhyming slang that means stairs ( apple n pears = stairs) see it rhymes!

" oi frank i hope u fall down the apple n pairs and get impaled on your grandads walking stick"

" .......... dont say things like that they hurt my feelings, i have serious meantal difficulties because of you!! "

" im sorry frank you know how i get when i just get up, im cranky! "

" rrrrr its ok john"

by aaron holland (captain crosstoe) December 8, 2004

Peased

When one over comes another in an argument using superior intelect.

Guy 1: Vending machines kill more people than sharks.
Guy 2: But vending machines dont have a week dedicated to them now do they?
Guy 3 to Guy 1: Wow, you just got Peased

by Chad Pinkerton August 22, 2010

pearson

To overprice a book, fail to support it, and provide substandard online materials for it.

Etymology - user willfe's comment from reddit thread by user yardape6

I bought an e-book but never managed to get downloadable CD content for it from the publisher. They pearsoned the book.

by redanon December 7, 2011

Pearce

The most beautiful sweetest girl in the world. Pearce is also the best friend in the world. Her eyes will make any guy fall in love with her.

All of the other girls wish they were like Pearce

by tryandfindme September 4, 2012

Pearhead

a socially rejected being that frequents casinos in the midwestern united states. typically, pearheads do not make much money and thus much leech off of another person to sustain their lifestyle. once a pearhead has latched on, that person is most likely infected for life. the only known cure is a positive relationship with the family of the infected, which pearhead knows and attempts to destroy as it will end his livelihood. pearhead will attempt to manipulate anyone that gets close to it. anyone in proximity should watch out for putrid body odor and young female waitresses must also be wary as pearheads attempt to also feed off of them. pearhead will lie his way into any story/situation and therefore must never be trusted.

damn that guy flirting with those teenagers is a total pearhead!!

by LetterToTheEditor February 6, 2019

Perseus

If anything, Perseus is a complicated individual. More often than not, he's probably gonna consider himself a Pessimist or an Atheist, but 'definitely not a Satanist.' He is an awesome and lazy ass person, but that's his charm. From being the most wrathful person in existence, to the most kind hearted individual. Perseus is someone you'd be lucky to come across, no matter how much of an asshole he may be at times. His name speaks volumes, you don't often come across people like him. Meaning if you do hear his name, chances are you'll immediately think of some guy who looks like a more fit version of Moe from the Simpsons...

"You seen Perseus anywhere?"
"Not really, he said he was staying home to play Sekiro again.."
"Goddamit Perseus..."

by bruh97 April 25, 2019

Parselmouth

the name of a website used to either translate random words, swears, or innapropriate language into parselmouth/toungue or to creep random people out.

i was on parselmouth(.com) last night

by bballbraceface33 January 23, 2010