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Gobby Peanuts

When someone is assigned a task they cannot refuse.

When someone claims they will do a certain action - something as simple as stating they will piss in a bush - whether it be hypothetical or humorous, as soon as someone replies with “Gobby Peanuts”, their word is solidified and the action must be completed.

There are rules:
You cannot tell someone to do something and add “Gobby Peanuts”. The person who is Gobby Peanutted MUST vocally express the action in theory first.
The action in question does not have to be completed immediately. As long as it does get completed.
That girl’s hot... I might go talk to her!”

“Gobby Peanuts! Can’t back down now!”
by lifeofpib April 13, 2021
mugGet the Gobby Peanutsmug.

Boiled Peanuts

When you are in the sun and your "peanuts" start to sweat so hard they salt up and become a shriveled mess sort of like your face.
"Bro i'm making some boiled peanuts it's so hot."
by Ulikesome Goodluvin June 4, 2014
mugGet the Boiled Peanutsmug.

ass peanuts

Bite-sized turds. Great as party snacks for the unsuspecting.
I left a bunch of ass peanuts on the floor that I got from my grandma.
by Dan Devine October 17, 2004
mugGet the ass peanutsmug.

peanut butter

a name used to refer to a slutty girl.... you know peanut butter ... spreads easy
Oh my god, theres Michelle, PEANUT BUTTER!
by LindowLove July 23, 2007
mugGet the peanut buttermug.

peanut butter

a creamy delight sold in grocery stores commonly used in sandwiches and yummy chocolate candies.
by Quackalishus March 21, 2004
mugGet the peanut buttermug.

Peanut Head

Somebody wiht a peanut shaped head
Leewee has a huge peanut head.
by Walkertits October 10, 2005
mugGet the Peanut Headmug.

Peanut Butter

A food paste or spread made from ground dry-roasted peanuts. It often contains additional ingredients that modify the taste or texture, such as salt, sweeteners, or emulsifiers.
I shoved my 2 inch cock inside the jar of crunchy peanut butter and felt the crunchy nuts rubbing against my dick. I then scooped a handful and slopped it on my ball sack and dropped them in front of my dogs face and let him lick it off. It satisfied the needs for me and my dog.
by PedoBear3000 June 27, 2019
mugGet the Peanut Buttermug.

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