Vag Patch

this is the "band aid" like accessory with real pubes on the surface that trannies like to wear in order to conceal their cocks

Hey Ernie, if your not a fag, why didn't you stop making out with her (or him) after you realized IT was wearing a Vag Patch?

by 777geez October 04, 2015

sour patching

giving a guy a blowjob after eating a bag of sour patch kids. it gives the penis a tart, citrusy taste.

"Dude, sarah just sour patched me!"

"Im sour patching a guy right now, I'll call you later."

by cherryfrog12 February 25, 2010

Bad patch

A extremely long period where everything that can go wrong does .

It's a fucking bad patch

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 03, 2020

Bad patch

A extremely long period where everything that can go wrong does .

It's a fucking bad patch

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 03, 2020

Scabbage patch

A cluster of scabs.

Wiped out on my skateboard and skinned my elbow. Now my girl is picking on the scabbage patch

by Petrified slug August 31, 2019

nacho patch

A ladies well groomed nether region

Let's see ya Nacho patch love!

by Urban Tarmac grower February 18, 2015

chew patch

The area around a woman’s nipple, which is colored differently from the surrounding area, that can be chewed on while one is sucking on her nipple. AKA the areola.

Did you see the size of the chew patch on her, they were bigger than the flapjacks I had for breakfast this morning?

by ChiefHungLo August 21, 2014