The definition of a hipster is that they are nit and do not like mainstream things. But since hipsters are now mainstream, then they must like mainstream things.
by TheMzigGmer November 28, 2016
Nickname for any woman of Dutch decent who is smart, vivacious and very pretty. Known for random acts of kindness e.g Maths tutoring.
'Paradox' as she is called is best friend of one Spieluhr
'Paradox' as she is called is best friend of one Spieluhr
An example of Paradox is not possible, as you cannot fully replicate her persona and beauty in written terms.
by Spieluhr February 16, 2005
Also known as the coolest and most insensitive way to break up ever conceived by man. A sex move that's notoriously hard to pull off. You'll need a window in your bedroom, on the ground floor, a cupboard for a friend to hide in, and a girl.
Start doing the girl doggy-style, facing the window, and then have your friend quietly sneak out of the cupboard and trade places with you without her noticing. Then exit the room, walk in front of the window, and wave to her. Bonus points if you're still naked when you do this.
Start doing the girl doggy-style, facing the window, and then have your friend quietly sneak out of the cupboard and trade places with you without her noticing. Then exit the room, walk in front of the window, and wave to her. Bonus points if you're still naked when you do this.
"Dude, I finally managed to pull off a time paradox! She'll probably never speak to me again, but it was worth it!"
by enkefahn January 06, 2010
The strange phenomenon, and a cruel joke of the gods, where when taking opiates such as vicodin, oxycodone, or H, one will become extremely horny yet totally unable to ejaculate. This unfortunate circumstance can cause the medical condition priapism, as well as broken blood vessels, penile chafing, depression, and insanity.
Feverishly masturbating for 4 hours after receiving vicodin for a teeth pulling, little Timmy was another victim of the unfortunate opiate paradox.
by SmackHead Jones July 09, 2009
A social technique, where a person is liked regardless of his dubious actions because he is cute and/or looks innocent.
Tom: How come everyone feels sorry for Nathan, he just punched a girl
Rob: Its because he cried, its part of the Evans Paradox
Rob: Its because he cried, its part of the Evans Paradox
by RedDragonDaviez March 08, 2009
by Phyref0x February 08, 2022
During you Senior year, the feeling that graduation is actually getting farther away rather than closer.
Student 1: Dude, graduation is still like four months away! It doesn't feel like it's getting any closer!
Student 2: Yeah man, It's that senior paradox...
Student 2: Yeah man, It's that senior paradox...
by Knight73 March 15, 2010