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Paras

The god of all men, whose name can be said
in a long monotone voice, which will
immediately impregnate all women within a
5km radius of his position. Some say that the
only way to be granted into Paras heaven is to
show him a glorious picture of Sike
Mawowski, of which one only exists. If the
wrong image is presented, the sed being is
immediately crushed into one singular naan
bread, of which Paras hastily devours,
pleasing him for a short time, before
searching for more beings to crave his
hunger.
"Oh lawd, I'm pregnant!, Darn Paras is back at
it"
by ritaaaaaaaaaa November 21, 2021
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Paras is like a slang of someone whos a bully and cold hearted
“theyre really just parassing them rn”
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Para is a very sweet GIRL. She is kind to everyone (even aliens). She is beautiful inside out depends (on the girl ). No matter who you are, she is always gonna be nice. oops april fools.
omg is that paras??!?!?!?
shes so cool as always.
by tintty March 17, 2022
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Somebody who is simped for
(From the term 'parasocial crush')
Dude, you're totally simping for Kayla
Yeah, she's my para lol
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When you're manipulated by a content creator into thinking they're a good person but then you find out they're like a sex perfect or wife beating psycho, all the while you defended them without realizing they were taking advantage of you. Until they finally get exposed/canceled and your friend finally rescues you from said para-social relationship and you finally stop following them after all these years.
Nate - Man i used to watch Destiny all the time, but ever since the minor sexting and revenge porn I've kinda stopped following.
Kyra - really? you're finally getting out of that abusive para-social relationship?
by NateC123 August 23, 2025
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