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parking weasel

A city employee whose only function is to generate revenue for the city by handing out parking tickets for such ridiculous offenses as "not turning your wheels to the curb when parked on a hill", "no front license plate", or "meter violations when you haven't stepped out of your car yet to feed the meter".

They are often seen hovering around "no parking after 5PM" zones at 4:57PM.
Attention party guests, if you parked on the hill, please make sure you turned your wheels to the curb, we have a bad problem with parking weasels.
by geedavee June 16, 2010
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Parking Space Bitch

Someone who parks their fancy car in multiple spots so nobody scratches it, but parks your car in, preventing you from leaving.
Girl: Sorry I'm late
Guy: Traffic?
Girl: No, it was a Parking Space Bitch.
by the-n January 21, 2016
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patinga

A patinga is a smart, curry munching , cornershop owning badass who is almost always brown.
'Hello my fellow my patinga'
'Your such a patinga'
'Patinga's are so smart'
'What's up my patinga'
'I wish I was a patinga '
by TheAlphaPatinga July 3, 2019
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Packington

A vaping device commonly used for ripping fat blinkers to get faded than a ho
Fulcrum: fulcrum come in yuhp, yodie gang ya feel me about to get faded than a go off the packington device
by ursubpar October 13, 2022
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Beef Packing

When a female engages in a hot anal gangbang enduring repeated rounds of anal sex with multiple males. Usually in groups of five or more.
Carl brought a few of his drinking buddies home and they did a little beef packing on his old lady.
by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2015
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Rosa Parking

Parking in a space that is in the back of a parking lot, either by choice or by necessity when all of the spaces up front are taken.
Tyrone doesn't want his M&M's Crown Vic to get dinged, so he's Rosa Parking it at the mall
by zkain74 July 14, 2019
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put the parking brake up

I was initially only going to be gone for a minute, but once I was in the bathroom I realized I needed to put the parking brake up.
by birdlaunch7 April 5, 2009
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