Side Pocket Shit Stick

While shooting a game of pool, a person will drop their trousers, "prairie dog" a turd out of their anus, chalk said turd, make a shot in any hole on the table, then slowly suck the turd back into their sphincter, while never letting the excrement touch the pool table.

He totally used the Side Pocket Shit Stick to win that game!

by H3ddeeecaca February 11, 2023

Pocket Size Stow Away Gay

A pocket gay that you pull outta pocket when u need ur dick sucked or a hole to drop ur load in. Then send him back to his cubby under the stairs till he’s needed again.

“What happened to that cutie I saw you with last night? “. “You mean my pocket size stow away gay? He got mouthy with me so I sent back to his broom closet”.

by PiedPiperSoFla June 11, 2018

Pocket-Sized Cock Tease

A pocket-sized cock tease, also referred to as a PSCT, refers to the younger counterpart of a relationship involving an older male and a younger female. The PSCT is very small, no more than 5' 3", and has the tendency to look like a rodent. Because they reside in your friend's pants, they believe that makes them your friend. They are wrong.

"Did you see the way Megan was sexing him up?"
"God, she's such a pocket-sized cock tease."

by Jonathan Swift March 10, 2008

Pocket Sized

A small and/or short female.

Dude, look at the little short girl Addie, she's so like.... pocket sized.

by asdfghghflqwfsxcbv August 29, 2010

Pocket Spoon

A spoon kept in your pocket while in public. A pocket spoon is usually kept in a rear pant pocket, but be careful, if you are fat, you may damage your spoon by keeping it in this pocket. For the many people who have this problem, a front pocket is also acceptable. Many pocket spoons are decorated with glitter, gems, or bows. Remember: Your pocket spoons goes out into public with you; It needs to be dressed accordingly. For all of you who don't get the point, just think: What if you need to catch a tadpole and you have no ladle to do so with? USE YOUR HANDY DANDY POCKET SPOON. What if you have an itch? Scratch it with your pocket spoon. What if they are all out of utensils at lunch? Use your pocket spoon. What if you just accomplished something big? Celebrate by raising your spoon in the air. Is ths starting to make sense to all you non-believers? No? Then don't even try to rock this trend; It's not for you.

What's that shiny object by your butt?
Oh, that's my pocket spoon.

by buttsuckerlovescrunk September 13, 2011

pocket snowmen

In Texas Hold'em or related poker games, where two eights are your hole cards

when 8 King 3 came up on the flop, I knew I won cause I had pocket snowmen.

by Vahn May 23, 2004

Pocket Slaves

When your two hole cards dealt in a game of Texas Hold'em Poker are the two lowest black cards in a standard deck. Even though you have a pair of dueces, you still have a couple of nigs in your hand.

"I got pocket slaves and the 2 of hearts was on the river, I'm going all in."

by Quecumber December 26, 2011