somebody who gets beat up in bathrooms , buys 10 carts , most of which are definitely laced with methamphetamines , and from oxford
oxford ahh dude , why’d you buy that
by steez everythingk January 29, 2022
The Oxford Battered Sausage is the name given to the sexual act where you fist a female Oxford university student, once her vagina is gaping. You fill her vagina with self raising flour, 1 large egg (you can enter it whole) and milk. The vagina is then pounded with a penis ensuring ejaculation into the batter mix, once the penis is fully battered the penis is then dipped into a pan of hot oil. The battered penis then be placed on a plate and photographed and a yelp review is placed on the local fish and chips page with the photo of the battered Sausage. Where the aim is for internet users not to realise it is in fact a battered penis.
I got an Oxford Battered Sausage from Charlotte last night. The local fish and chip chop commented on my review thanking them for such a great photo of their battered sausage
by Oxford Charlotte August 29, 2023
Anybody with the name of ‘Oxford’ in it has to shut up. They do cringey roleplays and expects all staff members in their server to do the work for them. And also has horrible grammar/spellings
Oxford : “Hey , Are you guys joining the roleplay today and btw when are you doing the documents?”
Everyone : “No , Shut the fuck up”
Oxford : “Alright , your getting banned”
Everyone : “But it’s Oxford Day though”
Everyone : “No , Shut the fuck up”
Oxford : “Alright , your getting banned”
Everyone : “But it’s Oxford Day though”
by Ø zen June 22, 2022
The illness that inflicts many of the Oxford College of Emory University's graduating sophomores. Symptoms include procrastination, irritability, slowness, and fatigue.
by Taythomyo April 21, 2013
The worst dictionary on the planet, contains no factual evidence and makes serious errors on words like ditto.
by Hot Gay Guy June 13, 2024
That nerd has a Built-In Oxford Dictionary.
by EyeForEye December 31, 2024
"Dude, did you see 'The King's Speech'?"
"Nah dude, why?"
"Dude, it, like, totally won the best picture Oscar."
"Oh, it must have been an Oxford Oscar."
"Meryl Streep holds the record for the most Oxford Oscars, even though she's American."
"Nah dude, why?"
"Dude, it, like, totally won the best picture Oscar."
"Oh, it must have been an Oxford Oscar."
"Meryl Streep holds the record for the most Oxford Oscars, even though she's American."
by TedCruzisJesus69666 March 17, 2016