A sexual position where you take the woman and place her on the floor treating her body as some sort of vehicle. You then proceed to "board" that vehicle. It's basically missionary with a little role play.
I totally floor boarded you sister last night!
After floor boarding my girlfriend the other night I now strangely find myself attracted to airplanes...
After floor boarding my girlfriend the other night I now strangely find myself attracted to airplanes...
by JILLIAN JIGGS August 29, 2009
The word often used to refer to the monstrously huge metal bumpers found on the BMW E30 3-series from 84-87. The e30s of the year 1988 also came with d-boards however they were slightly shorter and the plastic bumpers from the 89+ e30s fit without any modification.
If you have an older e30 the plastic bumper swap is not so easy and requires some alteration to fit but nonetheless can look stunning.
D-boards can also be tucked and/or painted. The tucking method involves the owner drilling the bumper shocks and compressing them to make the bumper shorter. Painting the d-boards is also a nice touch and prevents them from making small children cry during the daytime.
If you have an older e30 the plastic bumper swap is not so easy and requires some alteration to fit but nonetheless can look stunning.
D-boards can also be tucked and/or painted. The tucking method involves the owner drilling the bumper shocks and compressing them to make the bumper shorter. Painting the d-boards is also a nice touch and prevents them from making small children cry during the daytime.
"There is a family having dinner on your diving boards."
"Put your sun-glasses on, honey. There's a mean set of boards up the road."
"Put your sun-glasses on, honey. There's a mean set of boards up the road."
by amaank January 20, 2006
This is a type of sexual innuendo joke such as the dirty sanchez or the blumpkin. This one requires the work of two ppl, usually a female and then a male. The female has to eat some beans, mexican food, or anything that will give her diarrhea. Then you must find a nice diner with a full glass window where people are seated to eat. The girl then drops her pants and pushes her butt against the glass and sprays diarrhea all over the glass. The male follows up by writing disgusting messages in the poo with his pecker for the diners inside, thus you've created a choc board.
Person 1: "So what did you do to those assholes that entered that diner?"
Person 2: "O, well I told them what was up on the choc board".
Person 2: "O, well I told them what was up on the choc board".
by BmorePooMasta March 22, 2009
In Texas Hold'em, using the five community cards on the board as your best hand, disregarding your hole cards.
If the community cards are all hearts and nobody has one in their hands, everyone plays the board and splits the pot.
by Coell May 13, 2005
The Board of Love is an group of girls who assess their love lives similar to a club or a board of directors. Generally minutes are taken and discussed. The group is encouraged to hand out business cards and find boyfriends.
Also goes by BOL
Also goes by BOL
by Blue2398203780 October 14, 2008
The system used when a person is going over all of their options before cuffing season.
When youre not quite sure which person you’re going to pursue this coming autumn, you have to go over your draft board.
When youre not quite sure which person you’re going to pursue this coming autumn, you have to go over your draft board.
Tom: bro I made my draft board, but I think someone is going to draft(cuff) my #1 before me.
Chad: That’s why you got the board man, just go on to #2. My draft board is full I have 74 prospects
Tom: bro what.
Chad: That’s why you got the board man, just go on to #2. My draft board is full I have 74 prospects
Tom: bro what.
by coywow September 22, 2022
by meatwad September 10, 2004