Betty Crocker

To make prepackaged baked goods.


Use of this term is meant to replace the word "bake". It acknowledges the absence of baking skills so no one confuses literacy with talent.

Can be used with products of other names.

I Betty Crockered some muffins last night.

I'm going to Betty Crocker a cake tonight, want a piece?

by Seriously this is ridiculous February 04, 2009

Jerome Bettis

Arguably one of the greatest running-backs ever. Jerome ran for 13,662 yards in his NFL career, spending most of his time with the coveted Pittsburgh Steelers (arguably the greatest NFL franchise ever). Jerome is also a highly regarded bowler and also loves to eat his BBQ potato chips. He led the PIttsburgh Steelers to victory during his final season in Super Bowl XL

Guja: Jerome Bettis sucks.

Weaver: You're a handjob Guja, Tom "I'm a Litte Teapot" Brady sucks way more.

by SteelerJav May 24, 2006

Bouncing Betty

When your ballsack is so large and droopy you can almost use it as like a bouncy ball when your bored during quarantine

Friend1: what’d you do over quarantine

Friend2: I was playing with my bouncing betty

by Hahadonkeyballs April 15, 2020

stale betty

A betty past her prime.

I found a wrinkle and a gray hair this morning... I'm such a stale betty.

by StaleBetty August 19, 2005

Bomb on Betty

Term for having a destructive diarrhea explosive like defacation

Oh my God! I'm about to Bomb on Betty in this bathroom!

by Jme2tall October 10, 2018

Bettie Babbles

Mesmerised & speechless at anything to do with Bettie Page Beautiful

Bettie,s foto gives me the Bettie Babbles stockings, high heels, spanking, whip

by Iron Eagle January 09, 2015

Betty booper

a girl who is old fashion and always tries to act like the hero but asks a big strong man for help.

"bro oh my god my girl friend is so annoying"
"how?"
"shes just being a Betty booper"
"dang"

by the guy who did nothing April 07, 2020