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Ogre

A mythical being often worshipped by people with a an inconceivable need to "have his back doors smashed in" by a large ogre schlong. There are many ogres roaming our lands and pleasuring all sorts of unsuspecting Labour supporters. Ogres appear green but you are only seeing the outside layer for ogres have many layers and all need to be treated with equal respect. The Deity among ogres is Shrek, Shrek has so much power he can smash several back doors in at once. I personally worship Shrek as an Idol and as a Father... a Daddy if you will...
An Ogre is very misogynistic for they prefer to smash the back doors in for males.
by Big Smoke 420 July 8, 2017
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Ogre Smile

When you smile you bring your lower jaw out, both top and bottom teeth are shown while one smiles. One must also push their head forward to get the full effect of the the smile.
homie1- Dang, did you see how Chris smiled?
homie2- Ya man that is an ogre smile..
homie1- Radical dude!!
by TTPZ August 4, 2012
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ogre-whelming

When Shrek finds someone/something beautiful
"Your beauty is ogre-whelming me"
by gayoldman May 31, 2019
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title ogre

originated from 'title troll' to better suit for the STOP movement
like a title that hacks algorithms and grabs viewers' attention,
a title ogre does the same by making comments using elements from the title
for example:
title: 709 page book of the world largest prime number
comment: my friend is a primate, his primary choice of diversion is primal rage
sigh the comment section is bloated with impractical jokes again; better take action now and STOP those title ogres
by StarryMayhem November 2, 2018
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Ogre Taint

An extreme case of genital chafing that is supplemented by poor hygiene and extreme physical activity. Side effects include, but are not limited to: swamp ass, excessive smegma, raw gooch, and a burning sensation from the upper thighs to the sphincter.
After a three day camping trip in the woods, Timmy had a severe case of ogre taint.

Christopher was in dire need of a shower in order to scrape the funk off his ogre taint following his five mile run.
by Rainbow socks 1101 October 11, 2015
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Ogre Dust

Shit residue left on a toilet seat from someone with poor personal hygiene.
I had to use the restroom really bad and unfortunately someone before me left Ogre Dust on the toilet seat.
by JHely April 22, 2022
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