Obese Cat

An obese cat is a cat that is very large and eats all the cat biscuits plus his family. His penis is shaped like a small stubby big toe.

Oh no not that fat fuck again. That obese cat ate my family last time

by Big Chungus Cat July 23, 2019

Toxic Obesity

1. Using your weight as an excuse for a task/issue where your weight has nothing to do with it

2. Being FAT or OBESE

3. Promoting an unhealthy lifestyle and shaming those who condemn your life choice of being a FATFUCK

4. Opposite of fatphobia, furthermore, the promotion of fatphobia

Karen: " I did not choose to be fat, I just have a slow metabolism" or " I am just big boned/ it is just water weight" or "she is beautiful the way she is"

Mike: "This is Toxic Obesity at its finest, Karen..."

by Poepsla October 14, 2021

Obese Marta

Obese Marta is the most talented singer in the whole world. Better talent has never been spotted. Ever.

Person A: Have you listened to Obese Marta’s new album?

Person B: Yes of course I have! Anyone who hasn’t is a big fat r slur!

by 100% true. #WAPALICIOUS June 20, 2021

Horribly obese

I’m taking this one from the library kids. They say things are fat all the time, so I took it a step further. In this case, it means the most beautiful ever. If a foxy dame comes walking in, you can call her horribly obese. I think it might take some time before it catches on, so use this one with caution because some broads may not have heard it yet and could take it the wrong way.

Wow that is one horribly obese chick

by Skimmm November 14, 2009

obese shlong

It is an over weight dick that is wide and weighs the person down

man i have an obese shlong

by Rusty p Shaqulaford November 9, 2002

obese baboon

A real hefty fat fuck.

His gut was heavier than a obese baboon.

by Rim Rider April 23, 2014

obesity cheese

The product of the dark, warm creases on the body of a BMI-challenged individual.

I need a shower; I've got enough obesity cheese to bait a dozen mouse traps.

by erutander July 18, 2011