Obese Cat

An obese cat is a cat that is very large and eats all the cat biscuits plus his family. His penis is shaped like a small stubby big toe.
Oh no not that fat fuck again. That obese cat ate my family last time
by Big Chungus Cat July 24, 2019
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Obese Marta

Obese Marta is the most talented singer in the whole world. Better talent has never been spotted. Ever.
Person A: Have you listened to Obese Marta’s new album?

Person B: Yes of course I have! Anyone who hasn’t is a big fat r slur!
by 100% true. #WAPALICIOUS June 20, 2021
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Morbiusly Obese

Someone who is morbidly obese and watches Morbius.
someone1: hey ur morbiusly obese
someone2: am not
by kurumik June 07, 2022
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Horribly obese

I’m taking this one from the library kids. They say things are fat all the time, so I took it a step further. In this case, it means the most beautiful ever. If a foxy dame comes walking in, you can call her horribly obese. I think it might take some time before it catches on, so use this one with caution because some broads may not have heard it yet and could take it the wrong way.
by Skimmm November 14, 2009
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obese shlong

It is an over weight dick that is wide and weighs the person down
man i have an obese shlong
by Rusty p Shaqulaford November 09, 2002
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Obese Cupcake15

abigal is gay you fgt so is obese cupcake15
by wangmucher14 December 08, 2014
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obesity cheese

The product of the dark, warm creases on the body of a BMI-challenged individual.
I need a shower; I've got enough obesity cheese to bait a dozen mouse traps.
by erutander July 18, 2011
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