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Obese

When you can't see your penis without bending over.

(Not to be confused with "teeny weenie": when your wife can't see your penis without bending over.)
George, you've become obese; I hope you start to appreciate what I've been putting up with for all these years.
by andrewgggg January 2, 2011
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obeseality

when a person likes to make sweet love to an obese person.
bill-"hey jude, did you know steve likes obeseality!"

jude-"dude! thats nastey!"
by f*ckin henri! November 5, 2009
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obeser

a person that is overly obese. they have many many many chin rolls, fat rolls, and their buttox is so large they have to have custom made toilets.
ali: "omgsh katie, carely is SUCH AN OBESER!!!"

katie:"HOLY FREAKIN CRAP I KNOW! SHE HAS LIKE 50 CHINS!!! its disgusting"
by Shantal July 26, 2006
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Obesity

America has an obesity epidemic...
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Obesity

Eduardo is fucking obesity itself he is so overweight, he has to waddle like a fucking penguin
by Xxx tentachode February 23, 2019
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obesing

Willfully consume quantities of non-healthy food while knowingly gaining weight and not giving a fuck.
- Whatchadoin?

- Just obesing my third pizza.
by primalr April 23, 2017
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obese

A.J Suesamichal
A.J is 100% obese. I mean you totally can't see his rib bones through his shirt
by clobamacare April 11, 2020
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