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From NPPL.tv:
"The NPPL is the National Professional Paintball League, the sole sanctioning body for all amateur and professional paintball players in North America. It is a league, where player representatives formulate league rules, make business decisions and sanction and preside over all aspects of any NPPL event. The NPPL was founded in 1993 and is the oldest such organization."

See also PSP.
1st Trophy in the NPPL professional division wins 12 medals and $25,000.
by Alex Faircloth October 12, 2005
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NPC

Any of a wide variety of unthinking, robot-like employees who provide the terrible customer service that defines many venues of one's commercial pursuits. NPC activity is varied, but includes:

-Responding to all questions with rote, scripted dialogue, whether it applies to the current situation or not.
-Attempting to continue with a procedure, even though it has become quite clear that a required piece of equipment is obviously not functioning, or absent.
-Generally refusing to recognize that the stimulus of their NPC behavior is a human being, and not another NPC.

Alternatively, an NPC is any automated phone answering system that attempts to do anything but connect you with the party to whom you most need to speak.
1. I've been on hold with customer support for over half an hour because the NPCs can't stop using the pre-scripted questionnaire long enough to know that my problem is not on their list!

2. Customer: Hi, can I get a diet coke and 6 orders of french fries?
NPC: Would you like fries with that?
by Mephist0paulus January 22, 2010
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NPC

Besides the video game definition and the political definition, there's the most retarded definition:

Someone who's just minding their business and not interacting with everyone in a 500 km radius. Apparently.

It's usually used in this context by teens and pre-teens who think the world revolves around them, and it's usually a symptom of narcissism.
Normal person: walking down the street, minding their own business
Retarded person: NPC! *autistic giggling*
Normal person: *ignores the retard*
Retarded person: *retard sounds or something idk*
by Mr OceMcCool April 27, 2023
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NPC

1. Traditional: stands for "Non Playable Character" commonly encountered in RPG style games where you can interact with them for limited conversation or information, or who may be able to carry out simple tasks, within the bounds of their programming.

2. Modern (2018): A term now used to describe a 'Social Justice Warrior' or SJW, as their behavior mirrors that of traditional in game NPCs, in that their thoughts and actions are limited to their programming (programming being mainstream media in this case) and lacking any critical and independent thought process.
1. I had to visit 5 NPCs in town to finish my quests
2. The NPC retreated to a safe space after it's programming was challenged.
by NPCfreedom October 17, 2018
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npo

Never Pull Out.

It can be used at any time, in any context.
Guy 1: aww man here comes that stalker girl who won't leave you alone. what are you gonna do?!

Guy 2: NPO, son
by wbernard731 March 2, 2010
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Npwd

He ghosted you? When he calls just say npwd
by Laloquilla June 4, 2019
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npsis

a weird ass school that blocks you from watching porn in ict :(

also, a stereotypical Indian mother
i fucked ur mom last night, SHE'S SUCH AN NPSIS
by prized potato September 14, 2021
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