sales math

Making up numbers

Client: what's the effort to implement the solution in our environment?
Sales: it will take between 12 and 16 days....

Colleague: how did you figure that out without knowing details of their environment?
Sales: sales math

by a-pseudonym-defined October 8, 2020

Beatles For Sale

The 4th album by The Beatles, released in 1964.

--TRACKS--
-SIDE 1-
No Reply
I'm A Loser
Baby's In Black
Rock And Roll Music
I'll Follow The Sun
Mr. Moonlight
Kansas City/Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey
-SIDE 2-
Eight Days A Week
Words Of Love
Honey Don't
Every Little Thing
I Don't Want To Spoil The Party
What You're Doing
Everybody's Trying To Be My Baby

"I think Beatles For Sale is a great album"

by FabFour_03 July 2, 2018

ftf sale

Face-to-face sale, as opposed to sending money through paypal or check and having the for sale item shipped in return.

FTF sale, cash only, no shipping

by wozspam September 22, 2010

Sales Psychosis

Dialing and sending text messages to every client possible.

J 🦢

J 🦢 lives in sales psychosis.

by John 💰 February 8, 2023

Yard Sale

A woman or man who is all over the place. They can be semi crazy or insane. They are all over the place when they talk or do things.

"I met this girl last night, but she was a Yard Sale. Talking about how she doesn't like bubble gum to how her mom sews kitten sweaters."

"She was so crazy her thoughts were everywhere like a damn Yard Sale."

by Catfish13 January 6, 2012

junk sale

when a guy walking down the street is wearing sweats or very thin fabric pants with no underwear, and you can clearly see every detail of his anatomy.

Wow, that was some junk sale!

by infraredmosquito May 29, 2010

Steam Sale

Steam's way to hack into people's brains and screw their credit cards.

Person: "Summer is coming. And there's gonna be a steam sale! Even be-"

Person 2:"Wear this tin foil hat will ya?"

by The Tf2-er April 14, 2021