Like-grubbing

The act of posting on Facebook and compulsively checking the updates to see how many likes your posts have garnered.

Areola is always posting crap on Facebook and she checks her updates every five minutes to count the likes. She is obsessed with like-grubbing!

by Untellectual October 9, 2011

Tug the Grub

A euphemism for masturbation.

Man I'm so horny I'll go tug the grub.

by redgulp5 May 18, 2017

Half Grub

Leo Yuno

"Ohh its ok im only a half grub"

by Nangg May 22, 2019

grub

cute, green baby maggot

person: hey grub, how you doin?
grub: memawma! (*cute maggot noises*)

by kartoffelkind December 15, 2021

Grub Chub

Getting an erection or being turned on while eating.

Man! These oysters are giving me a Grub Chub

by Hey rissel August 12, 2021

Grub and tug

Breakfast in bed with a happy ending.

I had a day off so my ol' lady woke me up to grub and tug this morning, then I blazed some chronic and went back to sleep.

by Timmy Neutron Squared April 29, 2016

shirley grub

A gramma that was a stripper as a little kid and mostly was at Dover air force base.

My mom mom is a Shirley grub

by anonymous May 15, 2022