by LilyGamez (Idc about my user) June 19, 2019

The devils little helpers
by TheDevilsDaughter May 29, 2016

by Bitchydangernoodle May 28, 2019

A dumb animal that will bite you once you stop petting it. But THEY ARE SO FLUFFY. They lay around doing nothing except for thinking about taking over the world and killing dogs
It is a nice source of comfort and very very cute. a small domesticated carnivorous mammal with soft fur, a short snout, and retractile claws. It is widely kept as a pet or for catching mice, and many breeds have been developed.
by Ham kitty October 10, 2017

A small, cute, furry animal that eats mice. They also like people to send them toe pics and will burn your face off with lasers. Just ask Jon Taylor. He was given 48 hours to live after feeling the might of a cat's powers. Scientists also estimate that robo-cats will take over the world and eliminate the human race by 2037.
Warrior 1: bro that cat just melted off Harry's face!
Warrior 2: 'course he did bro. Don't you know what cats can do to humans?
Warrior 1: but it looked so cute and fluffy with those wide eyes!
Warrior 2: 'course he did bro. Don't you know what cats can do to humans?
Warrior 1: but it looked so cute and fluffy with those wide eyes!
by US Scientist Institution February 14, 2019

Warren: "You know I saw Jeff at Steve's Place the other night."
Rick: "I can't stand that cat, man.
Fred: "Word, man. That cat is always trying to play us like fools."
Rick: "I can't stand that cat, man.
Fred: "Word, man. That cat is always trying to play us like fools."
by Define Please June 14, 2016

Something that can both clean itself and doesn't yell at you for no reason, It can also walk on anything.
by The dmauri kid October 15, 2017
