Poker has a curious property where making a less profitable decision reduces the profits of everyone else. For example, a table full of nits that only limp premium hands and fold the rest - how do you make money there? Well, you can’t draw blood from a stone. And the counterstrategy is to raise an even tighter range, thereby becoming a nit yourself. It spreads like a fungus.
by Nitfungus May 17, 2023
Get the Nit Fungusmug. Nittedal is a township in Akershus county. It only takes 25 minutes with the bus to get into Oslo, the capital of Norway.
Visit the local library and settle down in a chair with a good book and enjoy the view. Or if you’re lucky you get to see a performance by one of the local theatre groups.
In the summer you can swim in one of the many lakes there. And in the winter you can go cross country skiing. You can go the “Nittedal på langs” (Nittedal along the length) trail.
Every year they is a concert in Nittedal called “Nittedal Bygderock” (Nittedal village rock).
Visit the local library and settle down in a chair with a good book and enjoy the view. Or if you’re lucky you get to see a performance by one of the local theatre groups.
In the summer you can swim in one of the many lakes there. And in the winter you can go cross country skiing. You can go the “Nittedal på langs” (Nittedal along the length) trail.
Every year they is a concert in Nittedal called “Nittedal Bygderock” (Nittedal village rock).
Norwegian:
“Nittedal: Der storby og marka møtes.”
English:
“Nittedal: Where the big city and the outdoor meets.”
“Marka” is a Norwegian word and it can’t be explained in English with only one word.
So I’m gonna try to explain it.
“Marka” is the outdoor, the woods, the land around you. It’s the place were you go hiking, swimming, skiing etc.
“Nittedal: Der storby og marka møtes.”
English:
“Nittedal: Where the big city and the outdoor meets.”
“Marka” is a Norwegian word and it can’t be explained in English with only one word.
So I’m gonna try to explain it.
“Marka” is the outdoor, the woods, the land around you. It’s the place were you go hiking, swimming, skiing etc.
by alewer May 14, 2019
Get the nittedalmug. i saw this nit smoking spice
by Your mother is pregnant June 8, 2021
Get the Nitmug. The nit cannon is when someone has pubic lice and they crawl into your anus and eat the poop and when you have violent anal with someone they will get the nits in the tip of their penis and when they pee they will shoot the nits out
Guy 1: Hey do you want to do anal?
Girl 1: No sorry I have pubic lice
Guy 1: Its okay! We can do the nit cannon
Girl 1: No sorry I have pubic lice
Guy 1: Its okay! We can do the nit cannon
by heixso July 23, 2025
Get the The nit cannonmug. by Dyson Cordless Hoover January 26, 2020
Get the willy nitsmug. 
Nits that fly about your head and come back to you like a boomerang. Usually are abnormally large, bigger than a fingernail at most.
Masie: Shakes hair
Layla: Errr all them boomerang nits are gonna come back ya know
Boomerang Nits: *fly back*
Layla: Errr all them boomerang nits are gonna come back ya know
Boomerang Nits: *fly back*
by bentwilly96 October 24, 2023
Get the Boomerang Nitsmug.