nits

when someone wants to pay for their own birthday present
are you fucking nits??? you’re not paying for moes? it’s your birthday present why would you pay???
by bodlen maker May 20, 2019
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NIT

The definition of nit is to replace any word you want and can mean everything made popular by Josh Nit who is the Nit Master
Bro what the actual Nit
Yo is that Josh Nit
by Josh Nit September 29, 2025
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Nit-san

Nit-san? So?? Wtf??
by tsatso May 29, 2018
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nittedal

Nittedal is a township in Akershus county. It only takes 25 minutes with the bus to get into Oslo, the capital of Norway.

Visit the local library and settle down in a chair with a good book and enjoy the view. Or if you’re lucky you get to see a performance by one of the local theatre groups.

In the summer you can swim in one of the many lakes there. And in the winter you can go cross country skiing. You can go the “Nittedal på langs” (Nittedal along the length) trail.

Every year they is a concert in Nittedal called “Nittedal Bygderock” (Nittedal village rock).
Norwegian:

“Nittedal: Der storby og marka møtes.”

English:

“Nittedal: Where the big city and the outdoor meets.”

“Marka” is a Norwegian word and it can’t be explained in English with only one word.

So I’m gonna try to explain it.
“Marka” is the outdoor, the woods, the land around you. It’s the place were you go hiking, swimming, skiing etc.
by alewer May 14, 2019
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Nit Fungus

Poker has a curious property where making a less profitable decision reduces the profits of everyone else. For example, a table full of nits that only limp premium hands and fold the rest - how do you make money there? Well, you can’t draw blood from a stone. And the counterstrategy is to raise an even tighter range, thereby becoming a nit yourself. It spreads like a fungus.
Excuse me, dealer: can you wipe the table? There’s some nit fungus growing here.
by Nitfungus May 17, 2023
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Nit

Nit in this specific case means “not lit”, or not cool.
Ugh! Susan that is totally nit.
by idkwhyiwrotethese December 8, 2019
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