Nards

A pair of extremely humongous testicles

Female: "Jonathan, your nards keep slapping against my ass cheeks!"
Jonathan: "Sorry, baby girl. Shit happens."

by Invisibleclit June 12, 2022

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Nard

a fucking retard who doesnt know what the fuck he is talking about so he stay quiet

"shut up you fucking nard look like a damn sausage on a stick boiiii"

by Flash2557 September 10, 2017

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Nard is a person who is closely associated with blanket master. A "Nard" stays up all day and night wishing to be the blanket master but is only a bitch to the blanket master. A "Nard" sets up a time for the blanket master and sits in the corner and watches while naked. 2 inch wiener as well.

I saw Nard at blanket masters place in the corner with his 2 in. Wiener in his hand.

by Jerry bo October 17, 2020

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