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Nard Puff

A lil' fart that depending on how your seated creaks out from under your balls (nard) instead of cracking out the back.
by Nard puff June 19, 2022
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Nard

An individual who is a male testicle. A male pejorative, akin to being a prick, or dick.
That dude is a real nard. What a f***king nard. Can you believe that nard?
by Bridgebay April 15, 2023
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Nard

A term used typically to describe someone as a testicle. If someone calls you a nard, immediately slap that bitch, because when someone calls you a nard, they are trying to post up as the cool kids say along with their dumb squad of fuckboy baked vegetable looking asses.
Bill Cosby: "YOU NARD!"
Jerry Sandusky: "C'mon..... I barely touched that kid man.... why you gotta hate bro??"
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nard

yo g cant believe you touched my willy you nard
by kdot2smok3y November 14, 2020
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Nard

A nerd who is the smartest one in the entire school.
The nard of our school is humble but gets bullied a lot. Luckily, he knows self-defense.
by TheSchoolBoy March 31, 2020
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nard nuggets

Oh nard nuggets I missed the shot in 8 Ball
by mr. chilly7 June 15, 2018
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Little nards

A man who drinks monkey slump. A man who cannot say earth. A man who has no emotions. He also is wanted in Mexico for drug trafficking
Little nards loves to cook his balls in his air fryer
by Monkey fart June 4, 2022
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