Female: "Jonathan, your nards keep slapping against my ass cheeks!"
Jonathan: "Sorry, baby girl. Shit happens."
Jonathan: "Sorry, baby girl. Shit happens."
by Invisibleclit June 12, 2022
Get the Nards mug.A verbal reaction to something distressing or unpleasing. Often used similarly to how one would use "Nahhhhhh" in a sentence.
With Nard:
"Oh nard, what the fuck?"
Without Nard:
"Oh nah, what the fuck?"
With Nard:
"Oh nard, what the fuck?"
Without Nard:
"Oh nah, what the fuck?"
Dude 1: Dude I got a 46 on my fucking biology test, I'm cooked!
Dude 2: Nard, rest in peace, brah.
Dude 1: I think I had a hard Bitcoin miner imbedded in my Window's install.
Dude 2: Oh nard.
Dude 1: Bro the game is legit 250gb like hell I have fucking space.
Dude 2: Nard.
Dude 1: That teacher got arrested for feeling up some girl's tan line.
Dude 2: Nard!!!! What the fuck??
Dude 2: Nard, rest in peace, brah.
Dude 1: I think I had a hard Bitcoin miner imbedded in my Window's install.
Dude 2: Oh nard.
Dude 1: Bro the game is legit 250gb like hell I have fucking space.
Dude 2: Nard.
Dude 1: That teacher got arrested for feeling up some girl's tan line.
Dude 2: Nard!!!! What the fuck??
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