i'll be a monkey's uncle

This idiom is used to express complete surprise, amazement or disbelief.

e.g. Bob: Hey, there was a news article about an alien spaceship having entered the earth's atmosphere!
Harry: Well, i'll be a monkey's uncle!

by specimengold November 8, 2013

MonkeyFilter

MonkeyFilter is a Metafilter spawn, only with more bananas and less flinging.

I didn't touch your socks.

by idest October 6, 2004

monkey scoop

verb (mung-kee sc-oop): The process by which a fart is delivered, by hand, in cupped fashion, to the recipients' nose. Thus directly affecting the life of the individual

I monkey scooped my mom and she proceeded to bust me in the head.

by dolanitchze September 19, 2008

Monkey Hoops

n. A racist term for basketball

Black man approaches white man.

Black man: You wanna play some basketball?

White man: No, I don't play monkey hoops.

by John Swingdice April 5, 2011

admin monkey

An individual employed in a job whereby their duties are administration based but tedious, repetitive, low-paid and boring, hence a monkey could do it for bananas.

Anna - "I just got a temping job at the bank."

Joe - "What are you doing?"

Anna - "I'm an admin monkey man. I'm gonna spend my whole day scratching my ass, eating bananas, flinging my poo at rude colleagues and typing."

by copywriterclaire January 18, 2008

cuche monkey

An offensive term used to describe someone who annoys you regularly.

Do you always got to annoy me tommy? Your such a fucking cuche monkey thats why you can't get laid.

by Cris De La geeZy January 11, 2009

crud monkey

A south-county term for poop on a stick.

"Ah crud monkey, I sharted"
"Cletus get that crud monkey outta yer mouth!"

by jraek May 14, 2009