Monopoly

A game that is usually portrayed as a family board game that is fun to play with you and your friends or family. The thing is, they lie. Monopoly is actually a game of deceit and warfare. And you'll be known as the guy who lost to Luxury Tax.

Dave: Wanna play monopoly?
Alex: I would play any other game.
Antonio: Come on, it'll be fun! ...luxury tax
Alex: THIS IS WHY I DON'T PLAY MONOPOLY

by LazyGamer7224 June 26, 2023

Japanese Monopoly

When a drag queen defecates on your chest during intercourse.

Jonathan requested that Lady Petra perform a Japanese Monopoly on him whilst he lay on his back

by katsuwhiterice October 27, 2021

Monopoly

The reason my family is broken, and my friends hate me.

Hey you want to play monopoly

by Jkdeeznuts May 4, 2022

Monopoly Food

Food that is purchased at an establishment in which there is only one nearby food seller or all nearby food sellers are owned by the same organization. This is often seen at theme parks, ski resorts, and zoos. One can say that this establishment has a monopoly on food in that area and can/do charge ridiculous prices for their food.

I fucking hate monopoly food! I had to pay $16 for two sandwiches and a soda.

by el reverendo timo January 2, 2009

monopoly

An evil game leading to nothing but family wars and flipped game boards. Money and pieces end up everywhere. The youngest sibling ends up sobbing. All hell breaks loose, as this game was designed by the devil himself.

The family never spoke to each other again, for, they played monopoly.

by Chaos monkey August 1, 2018

Monopoliical

1. Having to do with Monopoly (game)

2.Monopoliical evening (game night, not just Monopoly)
3. Monopoliical life (playing Monopoly,or games, all the time)

1. You can use that charm as a monopoliical piece.
2. Invite everyone to my house I feel like having a monopoliical evening!
3. I love playing Monopoly and other games with friends! We share a monopoliical life.

by Cywhea December 11, 2020

Monopoly

Doing rude things that we probably shouldn’t doing in the eyes of our lord

Jade Leck and myself spent the night playing monopoly

by anonymous August 26, 2022