A big-chapin-juicy-thick-man with scrumptious tits who once was named Michael. You can find him chasing after minors, preferably under 16 years of age, and consuming a variety of drugs 24/7 in person and/or in social media. He adores his black boots, which he wears from time to time. He likes to say, “No cap!” when he mikes (cap). An interesting fact about Miguel is that he actually mikes on bringing mass bitches to parties.
“Yo Alex did you tell Miguel to secure the 3-hour limo ride for prom?”
“I did but you know Miguel, he’d rather mike than deliver”
“I did but you know Miguel, he’d rather mike than deliver”
by gschockdestroyer1 June 21, 2020
Some rich nigga with a big dick that's diamond 3 in league of legends and LEM in csgo and can fuck yo bitch while your sister juggles his nuts in her mouth. GG l2p
Damn he Miguel Paulino me. He outplayed me in a 1v1 and fucked my sister and my bitch at the same time.
by WetPussyFromDaBronx August 02, 2015
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by Unknown Unkonwm March 31, 2005
by user927252427 November 21, 2021
thomas is usually named of the person who always try to find himself. Lost person. always fall in love in the wrong person.
Thomas Miguel has a deep thought about human rights.
by creux les agustin June 07, 2021
An expression used to denote when one experiences great pain, such as having their hand bitten by a horse. Taken from the infamous "Ay Miguel" video circulating YouTube.
Person 1: How're you doing?
Person 2: Not great, considering I just got the "Ay Miguel" treatment from my pet horse.
Person 2: Not great, considering I just got the "Ay Miguel" treatment from my pet horse.
by Awesomeguy4784 June 30, 2022
A cousin that you will never forget in your life. You will risk everything for him and you will always love him. He is the one that truly cares about you and will accept you for who you are. He will always be there for you in the toughest times.
by natedogelite1 May 09, 2017