miguel paulino

Some rich nigga with a big dick that's diamond 3 in league of legends and LEM in csgo and can fuck yo bitch while your sister juggles his nuts in her mouth. GG l2p

Damn he Miguel Paulino me. He outplayed me in a 1v1 and fucked my sister and my bitch at the same time.

by WetPussyFromDaBronx September 4, 2015

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Miguel

A big-chapin-juicy-thick-man with scrumptious tits who once was named Michael. You can find him chasing after minors, preferably under 16 years of age, and consuming a variety of drugs 24/7 in person and/or in social media. He adores his black boots, which he wears from time to time. He likes to say, “No cap!” when he mikes (cap). An interesting fact about Miguel is that he actually mikes on bringing mass bitches to parties.

“Yo Alex did you tell Miguel to secure the 3-hour limo ride for prom?”

“I did but you know Miguel, he’d rather mike than deliver”

by gschockdestroyer1 June 21, 2020

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Miguel Bracamonte

He is the most beautiful thing that ever has walked the earth. He is fine and is all mine!!!!

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by Unknown Unkonwm March 31, 2005

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Ay Miguel

An expression used to denote when one experiences great pain, such as having their hand bitten by a horse. Taken from the infamous "Ay Miguel" video circulating YouTube.

Person 1: How're you doing?
Person 2: Not great, considering I just got the "Ay Miguel" treatment from my pet horse.

by Awesomeguy4784 June 29, 2022

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cousin miguel

A cousin that you will never forget in your life. You will risk everything for him and you will always love him. He is the one that truly cares about you and will accept you for who you are. He will always be there for you in the toughest times.

My cousin Miguel is always there for me.

by natedogelite1 May 8, 2017

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