Some rich nigga with a big dick that's diamond 3 in league of legends and LEM in csgo and can fuck yo bitch while your sister juggles his nuts in her mouth. GG l2p
Damn he Miguel Paulino me. He outplayed me in a 1v1 and fucked my sister and my bitch at the same time.
by WetPussyFromDaBronx September 4, 2015
Get the miguel paulinomug. A big-chapin-juicy-thick-man with scrumptious tits who once was named Michael. You can find him chasing after minors, preferably under 16 years of age, and consuming a variety of drugs 24/7 in person and/or in social media. He adores his black boots, which he wears from time to time. He likes to say, “No cap!” when he mikes (cap). An interesting fact about Miguel is that he actually mikes on bringing mass bitches to parties.
“Yo Alex did you tell Miguel to secure the 3-hour limo ride for prom?”
“I did but you know Miguel, he’d rather mike than deliver”
“I did but you know Miguel, he’d rather mike than deliver”
by gschockdestroyer1 June 21, 2020
Get the Miguelmug. He is very fineHe is very fineHe is very fineHe is very fineHe is very fineHe is very fineHe is very fineHe is very fine
by Unknown Unkonwm March 31, 2005
Get the Miguel Bracamontemug. thomas is usually named of the person who always try to find himself. Lost person. always fall in love in the wrong person.
by creux les agustin June 7, 2021
Get the Thomas Miguelmug. An expression used to denote when one experiences great pain, such as having their hand bitten by a horse. Taken from the infamous "Ay Miguel" video circulating YouTube.
Person 1: How're you doing?
Person 2: Not great, considering I just got the "Ay Miguel" treatment from my pet horse.
Person 2: Not great, considering I just got the "Ay Miguel" treatment from my pet horse.
by Awesomeguy4784 June 29, 2022
Get the Ay Miguelmug. The two hottest guys you will ever meet. Great kissers and they have huge dicks and even bigger hearts. They will beat yo ass if you do sum. They are lovers but and always say "aye gang gang". You lucky to meet one of them and even luckier to meet both. You will never be unsatisfied when you is around them. They super sexy and are shredded. They will go to prison together but try not to get caught. They isn't homosexual, they homiesexual. They have the best taste in music ever. They main song is Rubbin off the Paint. They got each others back when they horny and when they in danger. They got nice asses and don't do drugs unless the other one does it. They isn't weird, they is not weird and have a nice way of talking. They also have great taste in shows and are great at any video game.
Person: aye wanna come over
Other person: nah bruh I finally get to hang wit miguel and oliver
Person: Lucky ass hoe
Third person: aye i hear one of yall hangin wit miguel and oliver
Other person: Yessir i get to
Other person: nah bruh I finally get to hang wit miguel and oliver
Person: Lucky ass hoe
Third person: aye i hear one of yall hangin wit miguel and oliver
Other person: Yessir i get to
by Ayeganggang September 15, 2020
Get the Miguel and Olivermug. “Holy shit did you see that guy? He was acting like a total Miguel Furtado?”
“I know I wish I was him”
“I know I wish I was him”
by Santuna January 22, 2021
Get the Miguel Furtadomug.